I'll accept Dlanor's help (Pink Trigger)

"Yes, Dlanor. Please, teach me how to summon my Pink Trigger again."

"If you are willing, I will help you to regain your TRIGGER. In this time, you will face ****. Before you do, however, you will have regained the power you need to PROCEED."

Very well... I'm prepared for ****. I always have been.

I readied myself as Dlanor unsheathed both of her blades, lengthy red and blue lasers that emitted from each of her hands as though she held invisible hilts. Ah... This is where one of those near-**** experiences is supposed to spur me to defense, isn't it? Like I realize that the only way to stop her is to overcome my amnesia or whatever and defend myself with the techniques I thought I'd lost. Seeing her walk towards me with those blades raised, I held my hand aloft, pointing as though holding my pistol in my hand. Come on, Pink Trigger... I need you now more than ever.

I heard Dlanor saying her lines...

"Die the ****!"

"Sentence to ****!"

"Great equalizer is the ****!"

She swung both blades down towards my arms.

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Aaaaaugh! Shiiiit! Dlanor stuck both swords into me, but didn't finish going all the way! The swords are both stuck in my shoulders! Jesus fuck!

"Oh, Mister Player... I APOLOGIZE. I was sure you would make your gun when you realized your life was in DANGER. I stopped at the last moment before I damaged anything important so that we could analyze this before your unfortunate ****...."

Ah... That's cute, Dlanor... But my **** is happening any second now and I'm no closer to summoning my Pink Trigger.

Dlanor left her swords in me with an upset frown, **** to admit she'd messed up. There was that pity, which she herself said she'd be better off without. Releasing her hands on the "handles," such as they were, she backed up slightly, then drew in a breath of air. Finally... she walked in my direction, past her swords, within close distance of me. I felt my heartbeat quicken as I watched her stand on her toes, grab hold of my tie to pull my head down slightly, then kiss me on the cheek. "Does that HELP? Are you remembering the power of LOVE?" she asked, blinking with a shy frown as she stepped back from me.

I couldn't move my arm. No gun appeared. Still, I could see Dlanor's shocked eyes looking downward... Ah... The real form of my Pink Trigger had burst out from my pants and was standing erect, shrouded in pink light. While the red and blue swords still stuck out from my shoulders, another, pink, had appeared below.

Yes, Dlanor. That helped a lot. I'm sure that the next time I meet you, I'll be much more prepared.

Finally, I passed out, collapsing backwards with all of those magical weapons pointing straight into the air.

*Editor's note: If you are playing the latest updated version of this game from the start, you will be able to access the "Fruits of Dlanor's efforts" and gain 500 points just once. If you are playing an older version, you will not be able to access it at all. I apologize, but there are other places you can farm for points! There is no story content you're missing from not getting in there, don't worry.