Hydro-ganic vision

Hello there, I am Jack Johnson. The past 6 years of my life has been spent on grueling research which has culminated in what I believe will be seen as one of the most valuable inventions in modern history. The science behind it is far too complex for most to understand so I will give you the very dumbed down explanation. The machine I have invented sends out rays of light which penetrate through all inorganic materials and using the returning signals it is able to produce an isolated image of the organic material, essentially allowing the viewer to see through any inorganic material they wish. This invention has the potential to make me a multi-billionaire overnight. Can you imagine the kind of money the countries of the world would pay me for access to this technology?

Unfortunately, despite ongoing efforts, testing has only proved successful when the subject is completely submerged in water, hence why I have dubbed the technology "Hydro-ganic vision.", a combination of Hydro and Organic. Despite this unfortunate setback in my research this is a step in the right direction and with further testing I am adamant I can make further breakthroughs. So far I have been limited in my testing capabilities as my research has been deemed by the ISES (The International Society of Experimental Sciences) as being potentially hazardous to life and have been completely denied access to their facilities. I will admit while the first year or two of testing proved unfortunately fatal to my test subjects (Don't worry, they were rats.) in the past few months I have refined my technology and can say with 99% confidence that it is of absolutely no risk to humans whatsoever.

Two weeks ago I emailed the ISES in hopes they would re-evaluate their stance, given my recent improvements. Fortunately they sent me back a response last night.

"Greetings Mr. Johnson, the board at The International Society of Experimental Sciences have re-evaluated your experiments and deemed that this technology is of no danger to humans. You are welcome to use our testing facilities whenever you wish and you will have full access to our resources, within reason. Attached to this email you will find all the necessary documents to gain entry to the facility. Do not share your ID number with anyone not affiliated with the ISES or your testing privileges will be revoked and you will face fines of up to £130,000. Failure to pay the fine within 2 weeks will lead to potential jail time and permanent blacklisting from ISES. If you have any future inquiries please direct your emails to the Boss of Experimental Science at the following email...

We have transferred £20,000 to your account to fund your first experiment. Please be sure to follow up with us about your progress as we will gladly provide further support, should your invention prove its value."

This was excellent news. I made the necessary arrangements and within a few weeks I had a sufficient testing facility setup with a small army of assistants and was ready to conduct my first experiment.