Humiliate his ex wife and her new husband

You decided to take the bus and find someone to mess with. You boarded the route to your amex wife’s house and found a fat middle aged woman with long red hair. You smiled “You want me to sit next to you and talk with you.”

The mature woman’s sour expression melted as she spaced out. “Oh I’m sorry dear, I would love it if you would keep me company.”

Making small talk you learn her name is Pam and hear about her life as a paralegal divorcee and her two daughters in college you decided to play around with the stone. “You are about give me your number and invite me over to dinner tomorrow night.”

The heavyset woman blinked rapidly and blushing awkwardly struggling to compose herself as she wrote down her number for you “Listen you seem like a very nice man around my age and I wouldn’t mind cooking for ya, 6pm tomorrow ok?”

You smiled “yeah I could definitely unwind from what I have planned today.”

The woman smiled big “See you there!”

She got off first and you eventually reached your stop. Walking up her driveway you saw her husband Brad he was younger and far more fit than you, mowing the grass spotting you he cut the motor. “What the hell are you doing here man you aren’t welcome here Cindy doesn’t want to see you!”

Thinking fast you said “you don’t care you have no inclination to fight me or protect Cindy, you are off to your tattoo appointment to get I love diapers tattooed on your forehead.”

Brad clenched his head and said “No.. No that doesn’t sound right I love Cindy and want to hit you instead!”

You leaned back as he disoriented swung at you “No you don’t, you want to punch yourself in the face, take out money for the tattoo, your ID and give me your wallet before taking off your clothes, putting on an adult diaper and getting into your car to head to the tattoo parlor before stopping off at a barn and fornicating with a goat.”

Brad spaced out before punching himself in his mouth all his might losing a tooth in the process. Spitting it out with a pchu sound he dug out his wallet and took out the tattoo money before handing over the wallet to you. “I’m sorry man I forgot what I was doing, she doesn’t understand me I’m outta here.”

He waltzed over to his car and stripped off his clothes as you walked towards the house. You slowly closed the door not to alert Cindy as Brad finished putting on his diaper and sped away. You spotted your ex wife in the living room doing yoga she looked a little older than when you last saw her with a streak of grey in her shoulder length auburn hair but was keeping up her figure. Thinking you were Brad she said “Hey honey I’m doing my yoga for the day.”

You piped up and said “No you’re riding your sybian, don’t lie.”

Suddenly her yoga mat and clothes disappeared a she went from doing a tree pose to grinding her vagina against the vibrating dildo stool. The naked 46 year old woman hopped off the sex toy covering herself up with her hands and screamed “You! Brad help!!”

You sneered “Brad is off doing diaper stuff and getting a face tattoo professing his love for it before **** farm animals. You aren’t mad at me for coming over, you texted me begging me about signing a contract to be my live in servant for life to get away from Brad on account he’s into zoophilia, baby play and gets drunk and hits you.”

Cindy acquired a shiner on her left eye and spaced out and forgot to cover herself as reality was warping. “Oh gawd he’s doing diaper stuff and banging sheep behind my back again?! Ugh I hate him so much please accept this legally binding agreement and have your lawyer file it. I can’t live like this anymore (blank) I just can’t!”

You sighed and acted put out as you took the paperwork and said “fine I’ll let you sleep at the foot of my bed in exchange for you doing all the cooking and cleaning for me.”

Cindy’s face lit up and your naked ex wife and now house servant hugged you completely naked. You smirked “Get Dressed and gather up some of your things, I’m calling us a cab.”

The athletic curvy middle aged woman ran up the stairs causing her perky C cups to bounce. You called a cab and prepaid for it using Brad’s debit card before tossing the wallet in the trash.

During the ride home your ex-wife thanked you repeatedly for rescuing her from the drunken maniac she’s married to.