How will I live my life with 1 ball?

(Left testicle - 25%)

(Right testicle - 5%)

“This was fun squeezing the life out of your ballsack, but it was too easy. Say goodbye to righty lmao.” She starts using her hidden strength to destroy my right nut. I have to talk her out of it!

“Baby wait! Why are you doing this? I thought you loved me!!! Nooooo my balls!!”

-pop

“Aghhhhhhhh! MY FUCKING BALL, YOU BITCH!” My right nut was crushed by my beautiful girlfriend. I guess she’s my ex now, because I’ll never forgive her for this. I now only have 1 ball for the rest of my life. At least until she decides to take the other.