How very surreal...

"Alright, alright," I said, getting the attention of Mandy and Billie while I picked up Grim's disembodied head. "That's enough. Let her go, Billie. Mandy would love to breathe, I'm sure." Billie released Mandy as I put Grim's head back on her neck and helped her out of the bushes.

Gasping and coughing, Mandy took in huge gulps of air once she was freed from Billie's grasp. "You...fat chest...idiot...!" she wheezed. Billie pouted, eyes watering up. "I was just happy ta see you," she whined. Okay...I could handle this. Sure it was utter insanity, but I could handle this.

Picking up her umbrella, Grim huffed. "Well, we found da girl. Now what?" the **** goddess asked, undoubtedly addressing Billie. What a stupid idea that was. I decided to butt in. "Mandy isn't going anywhere you two. She's with me," I declared. Mandy's cheeks turned a bit pink, but she was quick to zip to my side and grab my arm to show I wasn't making shit up.

Grim squinted at me. "...you actually WANT ta keep dis girl around? Are you masochistic?" she asked, unable to believe it. Before I could answer, Billie grabbed Mandy's arm. "Nuh uh! Mandy's with ME!" Mandy smacked her in response.

"LET'S...go inside," I quickly said. This insane **** was not something I wanted people on the street observing. Especially when Mandy hit Billie like that. Once everyone was inside, I shut the door. Once Grim was inside, she closed her umbrella...which promptly turned into a scythe. Holy shit, where did they get the technology for this?!

Sniffling, Billie began to cry. "Maaaan-deee! You can't just leave me! Who else am I gonna stand next to so I look incredibly hot?" she wailed. Mandy bristled, looking ready to strike her again. I grabbed Mandy's arm. "ACTUALLY..." I said, "I find Mandy to be much more attractive than you. The breasts are nice, but you're a loud mouthed bimbo, clearly."

Billie looked stunned while Grim laughed uproariously. Mandy on the other hand seemed to be filled with joy at my compliment. I had to get some semblance of order here. Set Mandy up as the high ranking girl around here...