How to better protect the Lamp.

"Yeah, go ahead," Izuku nodded, already thinking of ways to better protect the Lamp, but wanting any advice he could get.

"Well, you definitely have a good start with defending the thing," Mirko noted, setting down the tongs and sitting down. "But, it's a little too basic. You only made me forget about the Lamp itself, not the stuff that made me go looking for it in the first place. And of course, I was somewhat questioning why I had masturbated, so that's a bit of a potential red flag for any would be thief there."

"Right, so there are weak points in the defense..." Izuku agreed.

"Exactly. And it didn't exactly take a genius to exploit them, just a little information. Honestly, if I had wanted to steal your genie, I could have probably done so by taking the lamp to my room, then touching it in a way that counted as a rub before the masturbation thing kicked in, which would have probably summoned the genie, who would have still been there after the masturbation thing," Mirko nodded, and Izuku paled. It was a damn good thing someone honest had found and exploited the loopholes. He definitely needed to fix them immediately, he was taking no chances with letting someone like Mineta have a crack at getting the Lamp.

Mirko continued, "I suggest expanding the wish to make it so that after the whole self pleasuring, they not only forget the Lamp, but about any information or decisions that led them to it in the first place. Otherwise, nothing will stop them from simply trying again, and realizing something was off."

"That much, I did figure out," Izuku nodded in agreement. He intended to get that updated wish to Momo first thing after this little chat. "Anything else?"

"You could also stand to have some more mundane booby traps on the thing. Or even just on a box you keep it in," Mirko nodded. "Any of your girlfriends good with tools?"

"Momo herself might be, but it might be tricky for her... She can't lift or move the Lamp herself," Izuku noted.

"Right. I suggest you try seducing someone from the Support Course ASAP then," Mirko nodded. "And have them rig everything they could possibly come up with to the thing."

"... that's... Not a bad idea," Izuku nodded. "In truth, I already had someone in mind."

"Let me guess, that pinky who made a hilarious spectacle of her own "match?"" Mirko snorted. She generally preferred watching, or better yet, participating in fights, but even she had to admit, that was comedy gold, watching Iida get used as an exhibition dummy.

Izuku chuckled a bit, flushing slightly as he remembered that show. "...yeah," he admitted.

"Good luck, she seems like she'd be a bit of a handful," Mirko sniggered.

...

Back at U.A, laughter could be heard coming from the Principal's office. He wasn't entirely sure why, but he just had the great feeling of one of his plans coming together. Most of the staff near enough to hear backed away slowly, praying that they would have no involvement in whatever scheme their diminutive, but absolutely terrifying boss was cooking up.

...

"At any rate, I'm thinking you could use some... Motivation to earning my respect," Mirko grinned as she stood up, making Izuku freeze and stare at her, wondering what she could mean by that.