How about that for service?

I almost have to detach Yui from my neck like a lamprey, as I’m not sure if she’s forgotten all about the restaurant, she’d been so keen on trying for just that second.

“Let’s go find our table,” I suggest lightly, which brings Yui somewhat back to the present.

I place my arm around her waist, leading her, and she only gives off the very slightest recoil as my hand goes too near her bum for her liking.

The Matre’d made no comment about how long we’d taken or if he even cared when we got back, and he graciously showed us through to our table. As with the entrance, the entire dining room floor was divided up into small sections with the same all-black decor and was also very dimly lit. In here, instead of the strip lighting along the walls, what small amounts of light were visible came from the open face of the kitchen that was situated next to the dining hall, along with small tealight candles that were placed one per table. Yui and I were shown to a secluded booth in one of the corners of a small section of just six tables. The Matre’d placed the menu booklets down on the table and told us our server would be along shortly.

The booth was a horseshoe shape, with Yui taking one of the corners and me the other. It was small and cosy enough that Yui and my knees were touching each other’s under the table. A thick, and I’m guessing it was black, tablecloth covered the table and draped down to the very floor. I put my hand under the cloth and gave Yui’s knee a reassuring squeeze.

We both went to open our menus and came to the same realisation simultaneously.

“I can’t see a single word that’s written in this dark!” Yui whispered to me.

It was the same for me, even when I held the page up to the slim amount of light coming from the tealight. The book was pitch black, the pages were black, and I couldn’t make out a single word.

“I don’t know what to do. I’m as blind as you,” I confirmed to Yui that I was in the same situation.

Before we could fret too much about the menus and being unable to order, Yui and I were soon joined by the gloomy figure of a waitress. If I had to guess, she was probably in her early 20’s and had either brown or black hair. It sounded funny, but I suddenly thought a blonde-haired waitress would seem out of place.

“Good evening, you two. My, what a beautiful couple I have here tonight. You two are just so handsome together. My name is Aminta, and I’ll be taking care of you this evening. I see you have discovered a little surprise with our menus. Here, I’ll help you with that.”

From the front of her apron, Aminta produced two small pen torches. She pressed a button on one, and a soft blue bulb on the end lit up, and words appeared glowing on the page in front of Yui.

“Oh my! That’s wonderful,” Yui tittered when she saw the trick with her own eyes.

“We have one more trick here at Noir, too. See the candle in front of you. When it’s lit, like it is now, that means I’m going to be close by giving you all the attention you could want. If you’d like a bit more privacy here in the dark, blow the candle out, and I’ll disappear, and it will be just the two of you until you light it back up. There’s a small matchbox on the table you can find.”

We nodded our thanks, and I could see Yui getting excited by the setting. She really did love these sorts of strange cutting-edge dining experiences. While different, it was still very much like the VR restaurant she’d bought me to, where we’d had dinner with Piya together in virtual reality. Niche and mind-bending.

Before we were left alone by Aminta to browse the menu, she had one more thing to say to us, or Yui in particular. “You know, I’ve got to say, I really love your dress. I saw you two when you first came in, and I hoped you’d be in my section tonight.”

Aminta had reached her arm out while she talked and put her hand on Yui’s bare shoulder. I could only just make out in the dark, but I was almost sure the waitress was softly stroking Yui’s skin with her fingertips. It seemed… very sensual.

“Oh, I really like her,” Yui said when Aminta had walked away. “I love this place too, don’t you?”

“It’s different but fun,” I agreed.

“I wonder what we could get up to in the dark?” Yui pondered before scooching over to me and giving me a deep, wet kiss. Just as quickly as she’d started, Yui broke away from me and went right back to her menu. “Do you feel like a drink? Oooh, I’m going to have a watermelon pina colada.”

Uh oh! Yui was drinking. This night was going to be fun.

For entrees Yui picked Tuna Carpaccio while I went for Gambas al Ajillo with whole prawns. For the mains, Yui and I decided to share a Chateaubriand with a bunch of sides. One of the many things I loved about Yui was that her phenomenal fitness and workout routine gave her a glorious appetite when it came to food.

The first course arrived quickly, with Aminta bringing the plate to our table. Before she left, she leaned over and said, “How about you two love birds enjoy these in peace? Just light this back up when you're ready for the main course.” With that, I could just see the lower half of her face as she formed her lips into an ‘O’ and blew our candle seductively.

“I hope it tastes as good as it smells,” Yui said as she picked up her silverware to start eating.

Yui was right about the smell being intensified. In the near darkness, I could hardly see my plate in front of me, but I could feel the aroma intensely. Garlic, lemon, paprika, and some sort of ****, possibly Spanish brandy, assaulted my nose from below.

The taste was to die for! Yui must have been savouring herself as there were no offers from her to try what she’d ordered. As I had to peel the prawns from their shells to get to the meat, Yui finished hers much quicker than I did. I was only half done by the time her Carpaccio was gone.

“Can you see anyone at the other tables?” Yui asked me while I was still working on my prawns.

I looked around, and each of the five other booths was lost in inky shadows. “Not really, no.” I had seen vague outlines of people moving about our section before, but no one since Aminta had dropped off our food.

“Good. Keep eating then. I owe you for back at my house.”

As she’d spoke, Yui leaned over and dropped her top half down into my lap and began working on the zipper in my pants.

“Yui!” I tried to stop her with a forceful whisper.

“The candles are out. We have privacy, that’s what Aminta said.”

“I don’t think she meant this.” By that point, Yui had got my cock out and was starting to suck on the head.

“Haven’t you been listening?” Yui asked after she’d bobbed her head up and down my cock a dozen times. “I think this sort of thing is happening all around us.”

I hadn’t. Working in clubs for several years didn’t do wonders for my ears. Were there really people being so risqué in the restaurant right now? I decided to just go with it in the end. I wasn’t likely to get Yui to stop sucking my cock now that she’d started anyway. I tried to relax and just enjoy the wonderful feeling for what it was. I’d been turned on before from eating Yui’s cunt at her parents' and then all the effort it had taken to get the butt plug up her virgin arse for the first time. Yui really did know how to give amazing head. The strangest thing of it all was trying to eat the rest of my Gambas al Ajillo with Yui’d crown nodding away at the same time.

It took longer than normal, but I was just whipping the garlic butter from my hands when I felt myself starting to cum. I grunted deeply and shook the table as my fat cock pulsed and let rip into Yui’s waiting mouth. She pulled off in surprise as she hadn’t got any warning that I was about to blow, but quickly returned to suck the rest of my cum into her mouth and swallow each of my loads as I gave them to her. I didn’t want to touch Yui’s hair and risk getting her dirty, so I gripped the edge of the table instead and rocked my hips into Yui’s face as I continued with my orgasm.

After about a minute, Yui lifted off my crotch and wiped the sides of her mouth. “You're welcome, baby. Ready for mains now?”

“Yeah, I guess.” My head was faint as I took a beat to sort out what had just happened.

I hadn’t even done my pants back up when Yui struck a match and lit our tealight candle back up. Sure enough, Aminta was back at the table almost instantly.

“How was everything?” she asked.

“Incredible. Tasted fantastic,” Yui told our server.

“I bet he did,” Aminta agreed.

Hang on, what now?

Aminta continued, “Before I take these plates away, let me just check you.”

She produced another penlight from her apron and shone the torch across Yui’s face. Suddenly visible, a bright streak of shiny white glowed on the left side of Yui’s mouth and on her chin. “I’ll get that,” she’d said before bringing her own mouth to Yui’s face and sucking and licking the missed cum off my girlfriend.

“Check him too,” Yui giggled hoarsely, said after Aminta had finished by slipping her tongue into Yui’s mouth for a kiss.

“As you wish,” the woman affirmed and as she came to sit down on the opposite side of Yui.

My member was still out, but with the torch, there weren’t any bright spots visible. Yui was thorough with her mouth earlier. Still, it didn’t stop Aminta from dropping her face onto my lap and giving my cock a quick suck to make sure. I’d only just cum, so I wasn’t going to get hard again right away, but still I groaned in pleasure as she sucked and swirled her tongue against my still sensitive flesh.

Afterwards, Aminta helped to put my prick back into my pants and did me up before she stood back up to take our plates. “I’ll see you with your next dishes soon. Would you like another round of drinks while you wait?”

“Yes, please,” Yui said happily, and we were along again.