How about a visit to Comicon?

While I am thinking about this, I happen to notice a billboard advertising Comicon, the biggest convention for afficianados of comic books, science fiction, and all things nerdvana. I have sudden burst of inspiration.

“Comicon is happening right now, and you know what that means?”

Jake and Tony exchange blank looks, so I explain. “It’s a big convention of comic book geeks. That means it’s probably the biggest gathering of virgins anywhere in this part of the country! Think about it — all of those socially-awkward guys who can’t bring themselves to look a girl in the eyes and have to make do with fantasizing over spandex-clad, big-boosomed super heroines! What would happen if we dress Dedra Clitlove in a sexy cosplay outfit to seduce some of these guys? We can film them getting their V Card ripped up as she turns them into men.”

Tony says, “Wow… that’s a great idea. I like they way you think, Jeremy!” Jake agrees.

The three of you quickly talk over some logistical plans. You need to pick up Dedra, get a sexy costume for her, and find a place where the action can take place without too much risk of everyone getting arrested.

Fortunately, as far as the costume goes, there are options at Comicon. It is decided that Tony will drop Jake off at Comicon to go looking for a sexy costume for Dedra while Tony drives to Dedra’s home to pick her up.