Hours

PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP!

"YES! YES! YES! FUCK ME HARD, YOU WONDERFUL BEAST!"

'Ugghhhh! How long has it been?!' With how loud Aunt Petunia was shrieking, Harry wondered if it had been a while since the last time the two had had sex.

"You're insatiable, my love!" laughed Uncle Vernon. There was an audible smacking sound and Harry heard her aunt give a delighted shriek. There was more creaking and the sounds of sex briefly stopped as the two shifted position on the bed.

'Are they finally...?'

"AND I'LL FUCK YOU ALL NIGHT IF I HAVE TO!"

PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP!

"OOOH, VERNON! YES! RAVISH ME!"

'COME ON!' Harry fumed underneath the bed, but there was very little she could do completely naked and bereft of her wand.

Thump!

Harry blinked and looked to the side. While there was very little light, Harry was just able to make out the outline of an object pressing against the sheets. Stretching out a hand, Harry was delighted to discover the familiar tingle of her wand, which must have been knocked off of the sidetable during her aunt and uncle's passionate lovemaking. Before Harry could go over her now expanded options on what to do, her thoughts were halted by an ominous creaking overhead.

Krrr...k! Krrr...k!

There were two loud cracks as parts of the bedframe splintered and Harry's eyes widened as she held her breath, hoping in vain that it would hold up.

Krrrak!

'TIME TO GO!' The frame shattered and Harry instinctively turned with her wand in her attempt to flee. Her magic responded to her need and Harry felt herself get compressed into an impossibly small tube, disappearing with a final loud Crack!