Hot goth girl saw micropenis

This was back during my final year of high school. It was right after we got all of our important tests done but before the year was over, but since the tests were over and at that point we would have to try to fail in order to not pass our classes we had a party together. My best friend was hosting the party so I came by and helped prepare a lot of the refreshments/snacks including multiple flavors of hot sauce and hot peppers. Anyways our friend group of 12 (if you count me and my best friend) shows up including a goth girl who I think our entire friend group (including all the woman) had a light crush on. She was wearing a black tank that ended right above her bellybutton and some tight black jeans that showed off just how big her butt was.

Around 30 minutes into the party I feel an itch on my asshole and answer the call. I guess either I didn't wash my hands as well as I thought I did or accidentally touched a spilt bit of hot sauce because all of a sudden it feels like someone took a match to it. I huddle together with two friends of mine and tell them what happened and they take the metal bucket with ice in it that we were using to keep our drinks cold and removed those drinks and gave it to me. At this point I felt like crying so I grabbed it, thanked them, and slammed the bathroom door shut. On account of feeling like my asshole had the Xbox 360 red ring of **** I forgot to lock the door and quickly dropped my pants and sat in the ice bucket. It took a while of squirming and spreading cheeks before I found a more comfortable position but eventually an ice cube worked its way along my ass and helped alleviate the pain. With how low the bucket was on the floor I had to angle myself and that meant that both my penis hit the ice multiple times and I had to angle myself with my hands and feet.

Soon after getting comfy I hear the door knob jiggle but before I can do anything the hot goth girl bursts in and stares in shock for a second before slamming the door shut. At the time my asshole was on fire, I had an ice cube sodomizing me, and had my goth crush see my already not impressive penis after shrinkage so I didn't find it to hot but in retrospect my hot goth crush saw my post shrinkage micropenis while I had an ice cube up my ass so it's pretty hot in retrospective. 10 minutes later after my face and asshole have cooled down I walk out and she walks up to me. It turns out my two friends saw her leave and gave her the spark notes of what happened so she wouldn't think im some pervert waiting for someone to see me in a compromising situation. I tell her it's my bad and after a prolonged silence I half joke half warn that shrinkage had happened. Afterwards she giggles and tells me she thinks she's a lesbian so it doesn't really matter to her. Weirdly enough once the awkwardness passed we because way better friends so I guess the moral of the story is to become better friends with someone shove an ice cube up your ass and drop trou in front of them.