Hot Mess Sissy

Sometimes it's good to just advertise what a hopeless, horny degenerate you are. Stop pretending to be a ‘real’ adult who can hide in plain sight and fit in with everyone else. You are a chaotic, tangled trainwreck of a wannabe whore who needs to be set right.

Whoredrobe:

Ripped and torn, black or red, tight and at least leather-adjacent. PVC or latex is also acceptable. A short jacket with no top underneath. You need to look like a cheap whore to act like one.

Underneath:

Fishnets or torn nylons. If you can get away with no underwear, do so. Else the tiniest black thong or g-string you can find. Long, black boots with heels.

Tasks:

1. Using a permanent marker, write ‘slut’ on your body somewhere visible.
2. Get some cum in your hair, I don't care whose or how, but tease it in like hair gel and go out with it still there.
3. Go out to a bar before noon and start drinking.
4. Change your status/profile on social media and dating sites to: ‘Easy, drunk and waiting for dick pics!’
5. Take something that doesn't belong to you. Give it back tomorrow.
6. Do something you know you're going to regret later.