Horribly

"Look, this obviously isn't working!" she shouted, causing a few of the people in the coffee shop to turn look at them.

"Don't say that Tash, I know we've had our problems recently, but we can work through them!" Okay, he didn't mean for that to sound so cheesy.

"How can we work through them, James? Listen, I love you. But I'm sorry, you can't deny you've got some weird...quirks."

James sighed, he knew this is what this was all about. This was what the argument came to yesterday. A few weeks ago, the two had had a little too much to drink and, well, questions were asked about preferences. Sexual preferences. Natasha hadn't liked his answer.

Before he answered, he took a good long look at her. She had red, fiery hair, beautiful green eyes and lips that James knew by experience looked fantastic wrapped around a cock. She had a slim, toned body with C cup tits covered with a flowery red dress.

"We’ve talked about this! We were both drunk! I'm sorry I told you that I'm into that and I get and respect that you're not but-"

"I know you do but, I mean, it's really, really weird James. It freaks me out! I mean, you're a little bit of a freak!"

That hurt.

"I'm a freak? At least I know who I am and what I want! What about you? You don't tell me anything!"

He was mad now.

"I'd rather that than be some weirdo who's into public sex! Who wants to be with someone while everyone else is watching!"

That had done it. James threw away his chair and stormed out of the coffee shop, ignoring the stares of the other patrons.

How dare she say that out loud! That was something that he kept private! His deepest, darkest secret and she'd just yelled it out like it was last night's football score! He hadn't gotten more than 5 feet away from the door when she came bounding out, red hair covering her face in the breeze.

"James! I'm sorry! I went too far! I didn't mean to-"

"You didn't mean to what?" he shouted turning back towards her. "Didn't mean to reveal my most embarrassing secret! I get it Natasha! It's weird! But I only told you because I was drunk and you were asking questions! It's strange I know! But I can't help it can I? Trust me, I'd give anything, absolutely anything for it to be normal! I really would! I-"

Suddenly, the earth shook, so violently that James stumbled and fell to the ground bashing his head hard. He groaned in pain feeling himself go a bit lightheaded. Opening his eyes, he saw that everything was blurry, and there were a number of people stood over him. He recognised the vibrant red hair of Natasha.

"James! James! Oh my God! Someone call an ambulance!"

He felt the pain beginning to subside, being replaced by a strange buzzing noise he couldn't quite place. Everything went dark, and the last thing he remembered was a strange whispering in his ear.

"This could be fun..."