Horny and Argumentative

"Mmm..." Scully said. "Listen, sir, I need you to spank and fuck me."

"No!" Peggy protested. "He needs to fuck and spank my ass!"

"I saw him first, skank!" Scully said.

"Whore!" Peggy yelled.

"Bitch!"

"Ladies, ladies," John said. "There's one way to decide who's ass I spank and fuck first."

"What is it?" Scully demanded.