Honeymoon at Mount Moon Day 1: Lazy Sparring

So far the day has been rather restful. You and Blue were getting some training in. “Use Horn Attack!”

“Use Fury Swipes!” By having your Nidorans fight each other. A part of you felt a little strange battling Blue. The first and only time you had done so was your very first Pokémon Battle, your very first defeat, when Blue took your virginity, and when you think he knocked you up.

But you weren’t having an official Pokémon Battle though, instead the Nidorans were just sparing. Which raised the question. “Why?” Blue looks at you, giving you a questioning look you clarify. “Why don’t we just have an actual Pokémon Battle?”

“What would be the point, we have nothing to bet.”

“I mean, I’m sure we could think of something.” As soon as you say it you regret it. Considering what Blue did to you yesterday you feared what he might think of. Ok, a part of you was curious.

But to your surprise he doesn’t immediately take you up on the offer. “We’re married, so there isn’t any point in betting money. As for sex,” He gives you a mischievous grin. “I don’t need to battle you to get you to do what I want.”

“Really?” You try to huff at him and give him an annoyed look. “You act as if I’ll do anything you want.” The annoying part was that Blue was probably right. You just didn’t like him rubbing it in your face.

“Oh?” Blue then gives you a mischievous grin and you know he has an idea. A perverted idea. “Ok then, let's have a Pokémon Battle.” Blue then reaches into his backpack and pulls out a small light blue dildo. “If I win, you have to spend the rest of the day with this up your ass.” He then turns it on and you can hear and see it vibrate.

Well, at least it was small. “So, does that mean if I win you would spend the rest of the day with that dildo up YOUR ass?” You grin back at your Husband.

Blue huffs at you. “Please, as if I’d lose.” You stare at him and cross your arms. “Fine, I suppose in the very unlikely event that I were to lose to you, I would spend the rest of the day with this dildo up my ass.”

Before he has a chance to change his mind you shout out. “Deal!” You then recall your Nidoran and grab another one of your Pokémon Balls. You grin at him, excited at the chance for a rematch.

“Oh, are you that eager for the dildo?” Blue recalls his own Nidoran and in an unhurried and casual pace, walks a few steps away from you. He grins at you with amusement. “We could always just skip the battle and skip straight to the part where you take it up the ass.”

“Dream on Blue! Today’s the day I beat you!”

Author's Notes: I'll admit, this wasn't originally where I planned to take this. But I just find this idea too funny. Plus who knows, Blue might actually lose!