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I woke up some time later due to a flock of birds that decided to make their home on my windowsill. I opened my eyes, sat up and slapped the window to get the little varmints to shut up. Doing so rattled my curtains and caused them to become lopsided. "My luck" I said to myself, "oh well, I'll deal with that later".

I made my way to the kitchen to get some food when I recalled the previous night's events. "Man, its a miracle I'm not hungover right now, that was one hell of a dream."

Halfway through a bowl of cereal and I could hear my neighbors making a racket outside again. 'Odd' I thought, it almost sounds like shes crying. I set down my spoon and walked over to my window. I peeked through the fallen curtain and nearly fell back onto the couch when I saw what was happening. Expecting to see them fighting, I saw my neighbors screwing on the back porch! I couldn't believe my eyes.

"Really? Right there in the open? In broad daylight no less!" I said to myself. It wasn't uncommon to run across a homeless couple fucking in an alley, or a drunk pair fondling each other outside of a bar, but this was something else.

Disgusted, I walked back to my room. 'Whatever, no sense in calling the cops.' I thought, 'we already dont get along, I dont want to make matters worse. I'll just drown out their moans with the TV'. I grabbed the remote, pushed the power button and turned up the volume. Though I could still hear them in the background, I ignored it and listened to the male news reporters drone on about finances and stocks for a while.

"...and Bob, that is precisely why now is the time to buy Gold. Now," the reporter said, "we send it back to Janice for the weekly weather report."

This is when I received yet another shock; expecting to see Janice Perez, the local latina weather reporter, in her trademark curve hugging dress, I could see that she was stark naked! Not a stitch on her and yet, there she was telling us about the forecast for the week on live television.

I couldn't help myself but to lean forward and admire her exotic body. She looked exactly as I imagined: nice curvy waist, big yet perky D-cup tits and a small landing strip of hair just above her otherwise hairless pussy. She turned her back to the camera to gesture to the map behind her, giving me a perfect view of her big round ass. Without thinking I started rubbing my cock through my shorts.

I watched closely as her supple ass bounced every time she reached to indicate something far away; every time her tits bounced when she walked from one side of the frame to the other; every time she turned towards the camera and her magnificent pussy came into view. After listening to my neighbors fucking, watching the sexy weather lady bearing it all on TV and months of unwanted celibacy, I came within only a matter of seconds.

"What the hell is going on?" I thought out loud, "why was Janice naked on the news? Did I go to one of those pay-per-view channels on accident?" I flipped to what I knew was another news channel to see the two female news anchors completely topless, yet casually talking about something to do with sports.

Confused, I turned off the TV and headed for the bathroom. I needed to shower the cum off me and think about what I had experienced today. I undressed and stepped into the shower, closing the curtain behind me.

I stood there for a few minutes relaxing, feeling the hot water hit my shoulders and the steam fill my lungs. 'What is happening to me?' I thought. 'Why were my obnoxious neoghbors fucking right outside their front door, and why was Janice Perez, the most well respected meteorologist in the tri-county area completely nude on live TV?' My mind raced, and I suddenly thought back to the dream I had from last night. "It can't be real" I said, "someone must have **** me at the club or something." I finished washing up and went back to my bedroom to get dressed.