Home On the Range Pt 2

"What is the meaning of this!"

Ms. Tiffany smiled professionally at Sienna. She was used to trouble characters from time to time. And in groups there was always one. Deadpool was for her personal protection as much as anything else. "We need to take your measurements for the fittings and the holoprojection will work best if you're wearing as little as possible or preferably nothing for the underwear and swimsuits. It will then project a holographic representation of what clothes you'll be "wearing" onto your body that will look remarkably like the real thing. The average person doesn't usually get this kind of opportunity so you should really be thankful your owner has access to powerful technology and a capable AI."

While somewhat embaresd the other ladies had mostly no complaints. Most had even gotten their measurements already and where talking their preferences over with Edna watching as the others stepped up onto the holoprojector and were trying on clothes. Underwear and swimsuits would be first followed by athletic wear. Then they could at least put their underwear on and try everything else.

"I won't be thankful to that human for this indignity!" Sienna crossed her arms. Ms Tiffany just kept smiling as she looked to se how the others were doing.

Wade had been sent outside to make sure no one walked in but if she needed him he'd be there in an instant. And she'd bring him back in once the ladies were back in their under things. He actually had a surprisingly good eye for fashion advice... his mouth was another matter.

"My Dears, you have such splendid tails. " said Rarity as she measured the Khajit and Argonian. Most clothes they got would need to have tail holes of somekind. Rarity was good with dealing with all kinds of species.

"No no no no no, Darling." Said Edna as she tried to get the girl trying on different "underwear" to "understand" her vision. "Your a very lovely lady but you do not understand. You love this man, your owner, do you not? You want to excite him! Make him crazy about you! Fan his desires! So when you try the exciting pieces on you must act exciting!"

"I do but... I don't really understand all the things your saying. I'm sorry." Penny said.

Pyrrha said, "She hasn't been "human" very long and is still trying to understand things so..."

"Yes, yes. We start with someone else. Who wants to go next?" everyone looks around and it seems like Pyrrha or Kali are about to volunteer when Neo strides right up on and starts. She qas among her many talents an actress of sorts. Modeling would be easy.

"Yes! Yes, darling, yes! Now you're sporty! Good... now modest! Very good! Now seductive... yes! What do you think of this style and lace, hmmm? Or perhaps something else? Oh, you want to try something bold!"

Ms Tiffany smiled. "E" could be a handful and she always pushed for "Super suits" but she was an artist. Maybe it was time to try a different tack with this one. "Ms Khan there's no one here but us ladies and you have such a lovely figure. It would be a shame not to have lovely clothes to go with it..."

Her ears twitched. "You may have a point human."

Ah... miss Tiger has pride. "Indeed. And it would be our delight to serve you and make you feel good about your body and what you wear on it."

Sienna gave some more. "Suppose something like that once in a while would be nice and being served sounds nice... very well!" Sienna started to disrobe.

Ms Tiffany smiled. This was an important and wealthy client! She wanted to make sure they were happy. That was what the job was all about after all.

"Well here you are Wade. On a super exclusive, massive top-secret access ranch. Surrounded by state of the art defenses and security bases and facilities with an AI watching your every move as a bevey of beautiful, bodacious babes are inside naked, gaurding a door. And they belong to John fricking Wayne meets Clint flipping Eastwood super soldier/spy/ Bond vilian shit. If you fuck this up, they not only won't ever find you they'll probably erase your very existence."

He turned to the reader. "I definitely do not want to fuck this up!"

Walt walks back around the corner of the main house and Wade sees him and waves. "Good luck rounding up the posse for the shoot out at the OK corral, Sir. My money's on you!"

Walt sees Deadpool and walks in his direction.

Wade sighed. "I fucked it up. He's going to fed me to the fucking pigs. Deadpool bacon. Look for it in your local grocery store."

Walt walks up to the porch steps. "They kick you out?"

"Just in the beginning. I'm supposed to watch the door when they're being measured and getting sexy- I meant naked, very sexy, naked... Why did I say that...?"

Walt leans against the porch nodding. "You just can't help yourself, can you son? You just blurt out whatevers on your mind."

Deadpool sighed. "Apparently so."

Walt sits on the steps. "I actually like that. Come on down and I'll sit with you until they let you back in."

"Really?"

"Really, really." Says Walt patting the step.

Deadpool sits next to Walt. "Are we having a moment?"

Walt chuckles. "I suppose we are, Wade."

They actually sit happily for a quiet moment.

"Can I try on the hat?"

Walt gives him a look.

Back inside

"Neo!"

Neo gives a questioning look as if to say "what?"

Meanwhile Edna claps. "Very bold choices darling! And you have the confidence to pull it off witch is what the pieces requires."

Neo smiles as she models the micro bikini pleased. She nods and happily struts off the platform ro put her underwear back on.

Penny looks at her. "Should I get pieces like that?"

Neo shrugs and nods at the platform for the next person to try.

"Friday is it alright for to get that many pieces?" Kali asks trying to take her mind off the variety, and daringness, of the things Neopolitan wished to purchase.

(("Quite alright. Neopolitan's semblance can make so many clothes apear on her body so she specifically asked for a larger variety of underthings. But honestly if you were all to buy that many pieces it wouldn't nearly be enough to make a dent in the amount allocated."))

Still said Pyrrha, "I'm not sure we're all bold enough for some of those choices. I didn't even know what a bunny suit was let alone a reverse bunny suit. When would you even wear such a thing?"

Neo now standing in her underwear just wiggled her eyebrows up and down smirking and pointed upstairs. Everyone looked in the direction of the master bedroom.

"You intend to sleep with him?!" Blake asked shooked.

Neo shrugged texting.[I don't know but I'm certainly thing about it. If I do, I want to be prepared to give it my all. Penny set the bar high. Plus I like lingerie.]

Penny turned to Neo. "You're right, Neo. I need to be prepared! Thank you for showing me how it's done. I'm going next."

Neo hadn't necessarily done it for her but she had to admit this honest girl was starting to grow on her. She gave Penny a thumbs-up which Penny returned and stepped up onto the platform once again.

"Miss Edna, I'd like try again." She said determinedly.

Edna was too the girl seemed fired up now! "Yes, darling! Alright lets try soft feminine pieces first pick the ones you- oh, my! Very soft and feminine but bold with sheerness and the flirty bow makes that-"

"My goodness! What lovely tattoos. And your body is so very fit Ms Khan. You obviously work out like Ms Nikos to have a physique like that." Rarity said taking Sienna's measurements.

"Thank you very much for the compliment. I do indeed. As the leader of the White Fang I had to be strong." Sienna was rather proud of her body's fitness and her tattoos that complimented it.

Back outside

"...So what did you do?"

"I shot his fucking finger off while I practically neutered his pal. They couldn't wait to tell me everything they knew!" Walt said and they both laughed.

Once they stopped laughing Deadpool turned to Walt, wearing Walt's hat, and said,"but I don't get it if you wanted to you could have had an elite team of ninjas take them out, flipped the car over,drone strike or hell probably tear it apart. Why do it the hard way?"

Walt looked down at his hands. "I'm pretty familiar with your world. One of the first places I spent loads of time was there looking for answers to my questions. I was a fan in my youth you see."

"Oh boy" Deadpool said."i can see where this is going..."

"Your buddy Peter."

"Fucking Petey."

"With-"

"You don't have to say it."

"Anyway," said Walt, "to answer your question, she was waiting in the truck. It was more important to me that she wasn't scared or harmed than my being in any danger... and it didn't hurt that knew I could probably handle it. But the important thing was that she's safe and protected. I... I wasn't able to be there for someone once. I spent a lot of my life trying to "fix it" only that never worked by the time I realized I had accept and move on I was already like this."

"Like something out of a comicbook." Deadpool nodded "Tragic hero origin story. You see it a lot"

"Yeah, maybe so," said Walt."But I don't want to go through that again but I fell in love anyway. I didn't realize it at the time but there was this connection and, crazy enough, she felt it too. But one if things I told her was about Peter."

"Good ole web head."

"I had a lot of time over the years to think about those words," said Walt ",and like I told her I think it's just as much recognition of what you've done wrong as it is about when you've done right. Everyone makes mistakes at somepoint-"

Deadpool nodded,"Gas station sushi."

"When you have power and make a mistake it's a big deal," Walt continued ",but if you can't recognize it than you'll just keep making big mistakes."

"Like more gas station sushi."

"Exactly"

"Pyrrha!"

"What, Blake? To small?"asked Phyrra looking at the exercise out fit. It covered all the important things but the top was a little smallish but she thought she looked good.

"Wow said Penny. "Pyrrha you're body is so very defined. Like a work of art!"

"Too tight!" Said Blake. "We can see... everything!"

"You can?" Pyrrha asked. Then checked herself in the mirror Rarity was holding. It was a bit skin tight. "But all the important bits are covered"

"Ahnassi sees," said Ahnassi putting her under things back on. "You're like Walter. Very strong but also smooth moves, like dancer. Warriors physique, yes? Do not not be ashamed of this. Very pleasing to look at."

"Thank you! I liked your physique as well." Said Pyrrha. "Perhaps we could train together sometime."

Penny clapped her hands."I think that's a wonderful idea! Lets get matching suits!"

Some of the others who'd already put their underwear back on nodded and started stripping again.

"Wonderful idea, darlings! And then maybe... super suits!" Edna clapped her hands. While Ms Tiffany shook her head.

"So Logan had lost his healing factor ability?"

"Yup," said Deadpool,"so I told him to tell me where he was when he lost it and we could go look for it!"

They both laughed. "I'm sure he loved that!" Said Walt. Deadpool laughing, "He threatened to stab me! No sense if humor, that guy!"

Walt chuckled"I ran into a Jubilee the other day that compared me to him interesting enough. I'd never really thought about it."

" That's ridiculous." Deadpool stated. "You're totally different!"

"Oh, yeah?" Asked Walt. " How so?"

"You're so tall you can reach the high cabinets without an apple crate, for one thing," said Wade.

That set them both laughing again.

"Mom!?"

"What is it, dear?" Asked Kali as she checked her self in the mirror.

"Wow... " said Penny.

"That's so sheer!" Said Blake incredulously.

"It's not that bad." Stated Kali looking over her shoulder to look at her butt.

"Wow..." said Pyrrha.

"It's see through!" Stated Blake looking at her mother. "We can see almost everything! And why are you getting so many thongs?"

"Like Neo, I too enjoy sexy underwear. Always have." She stated. "It's a real confidence booster knowing that it's under there those robes. And you've seen my undergarments before. I've always had a preference for thongs. That's what I was wearing earlier. You should as well. You inherited my "ass-sets" after all."

Neo gave her a thumbs up!

"I also prefer them" said Lifts-Her-Tail who had a magnificent rump herself.

"Not like these!" Blake protested.

"Oh, hush! They have extremely nice fabrics in this world. I want to try them. " Kali said. "Walter was saying the other day how hot it can get in the summers. If we're going to be out in that cabin I'd imagine it'll get very warm during the night."

"You're buying sexy lingere while thonking about the man who owns us?!?!" Blake Exclaimed.

"Blake Belladonna, don't be so dramatic," kali said. "It isn't like that."

"You know... I kind of want try one with a string of pearl beads too, now... it might be fun!" Said Penny

The other girls nodded and started to strip down again while Ms Tiffany thanked her lucky stars with joy. This was going to be a hell of a sale!

"Does it usually take this long?"

Deadpool looked at Walt incredulously. "You've got eight lovely ladies in there and you gave them a "sky's the limit" permission to go shopping on your dime... we might be here awhile."

"Good point... guess I should have planned this better," chuckled Walt.

"You would have set a limit?" Deadpool asked.

"Nope," said Walt "I would have ordered us a pizza."

"You're a wise man," Deadpool stated.

"Hang tight," Walt said. "I'll go around back to kitchen and makes some sandwiches real quick. I don't suppose they let you drink on the job?"

"Not since the last time," Deadpool shook his head, "but old lady Pendergrass was very happy,"

Walt nodded, "Lemonade, it is."

Walt using all his super spy abilities managed to infiltrae the back of the kitchen, but it didn't matter. He could have been a rogue elephant and the ladies wouldn't have noticed. Retriving two sandwiches a bag of chips, glasses and a pitcher of lemonade they enjoyed their time on the porch swaping jokes and stories.

The ladies tried on many more exciting things before Blakes turn finally came and she could protest no more... that is until they insisted that she try on all the of the things that they had previously. She would eventually cave though and got many more risqué pieces then she thought she would have.

[Walter Stark Penny Polendina F.R.I.D.A.Y Neopolitan Pyrrha Nikos Blake Belladonna Kali Belladonna Sienna Khan Ahnassi Lifts-Her-Tail and special guests

Will return in

Home On the Range Pt 3

Coming Soon!]