Home Delivery

After giving the company your credit card information and arranging for your roboslut to be delivered, the call ends, and for the next four days, life goes on as usual. You might forget all about the strange ad and telephone exchange if not for the several thousand dollars that promptly disappears from your bank account.

On the fourth day, you come home to discover a large cardboard box on your front porch. The return address, of course, says that it is from Cartoon Robosluts, Ltd.

You quickly open the door and push the box through, sliding it across the floor until you reach the living room. Grabbing a box cutter, you cut away the tape across the top of the box, then pull open the flaps to reveal the most beautiful female you have ever laid eyes on.

Curled up on her side, the Arabian beauty in the box looks like she's sleeping, a gentle smile on her lips. You can't help but notice the black stripes on her cheeks, back and shoulders, along with her orange-and-black furred tail and ears. No doubt about it, this is definitely the lovely feline android you ordered!

Down by her feet, there's a blue owner's manual. Following its instructions, you reach in and press the blue jewel set into her headband. There is a soft click, a beep, and a pair of lovely brown eyes flutter open, pupils slowly contracting into catlike slits. The tiger-girl slowly sits up in her box, then those deep, exotic eyes fix on yours. She smiles warmly, showing a cute little pair of fangs.

"Hello," she says softly, in that same smooth, sultry voice you remember from the movie. "I'm Jasmine. Are you my Master?"

"Y-yes," you blurt out, transfixed by her beautiful eyes, gorgeous face, and the stunning body that her blue silk outfit does little to cover.

Jasmine's smile widens, and she stands up slowly, getting her balance. Then she steps out of the box, walks over to you, and draws you into a deep, passionate kiss, as though the two of you have been lovers for years, not strangers who are meeting for the first time. Her tiger-striped tail swishes back and forth happily, and you hear her begin purring softly as you embrace her.

"It's very nice to meet you," she says, a sly smile on her full, pink lips.