Hollow Pursuits

The holodeck is a marvel of futuristic engineering, a virtual reality device that lets people walk along the banks of the Seine in deep space, play poker with the greatest minds in history, reenact their favorite scenes from classical literature, slay dragons, and, of course, bang.

Hey, we aren't the ones who made a program called Vulcan Love ****, that one was all Quark.

Whether it's a perfect romantic evening, or somebody getting off to holographic duplicates of their coworkers, here it goes.