Hitchhiking

The four Links left the four swords sanctuary as they walked along a smooth dirt road….

“So…. What’s your guy’s names?” Asked the red one…

“Well… obviously I’m Link!” Said the purple one

“Oh the hell you are…. IM LINK!!” Yelled Blue as Purple looked at him dead eyed…

“Guys come on…. My names Link!” Said Link as Blue turned around and jumped at him….

“If you think you all can steal my fucking name, you’ve got another thing coming to your fucking cuck….!” Said Blue as Link was held down as he looked at him with a good amount of fear….

Then they see a wagon pulled by horses as it pulled over…

Purple looked at Red as Blue got off of Link giving him a **** stare…

“Hey.. Red!”

“Hmm… me?”

“Yeah….. I think someone wants to give us a ride…..!” Said Purple pointing at the wagon as they both go to the wagon as a teenaged girl got off the wagon…

“Hey there…. You 4 look like you need to be somewhere, need a ride?” Asked The girl

Red blushed a little as Purple approached her…

“Why thank you… miss… we’d be delighted to take you up on your offer!” Said Purple as Red and the two of them got on…

“Hey…. Blue, Greenie, we’re leaving, you coming or what?” Asked Purple..

“Tch…. Fine!”

“Greenie?” Asked Link almost insulted by his Nickname….

They all got on as the wagon as it rode off…

As the night rolled around, the wagon stopped as Malon got out and prepared a straw bale outside for the horses…

Blue looked at Malon a little bit…

“What you doing?” Asked Red as Blue yelped as he looked at Red with a bit of anger…

“Argh…. Agh…. We’ll if you must know…. I’m waiting for her to take off her clothes!!” Said Blue

“Tch…. Why wait for clothes to come off…. I’ve been eying those dirty muddy feet of her’s for hours…. And those feet look so dirty and ticklish, oh heheh!” Said Purple smiling….

“Come on… knock it off you two….!” Said Link

“Hey…. Don’t tell me what to keep my preferences to myself, Greenie!” Said Purple

“Why Greenie…. My names Link!”

“Hey….. it’s a nice nickname…. Almost sounds like a rejected elf or some kind of drawf!” Said Blue smiling cocky as he got under Links skin….

“Come on guys…. Can’t we all just appreciate the beauty of this girl!” Said Red as the Links looked at him annoyed….

“We have to get to the Castle….. we don’t have time to gawk at women all night!!” Said Link..

“Ok.. mister straight man…. What’s your master plan then?” Asked Purple

“I’m going to pretend you didn’t just call me that, and my master plan is……!”

1.) (Blue.) Knock Malon out, strip her, take her along and highjack the wagon…

2.) (Greenie.) Go on Foot..

3.) (Purple.) Mock Greens plan and try to establish himself as the Alpha Link…. Only for nobody being able to agree on anything as they end up straddling the horses as they end up accidentally stealing the wagon…

4.) (Red.) Take it easy