A better plan than that

“Ok, that’s my plan!” Said Link as the other Links look at him unamused…

“Sorry….. can’t really give a fuck about that!” Said Blue

“Ok then… what’s your plan then!!”

“Really I thought you’d never ask!” Said Blue as he went outside the wagon as the other links looked at what he was doing…

“What’s he doing?” Asked Red

“I dunno…. But I’m starting to have doubts!” Answered Link

“Oh look…. He’s doing something!” Proclaimed Purple

Blue then curled up his fist and….. punched Malon in the face….

“What the heck.!!”

“Dammit Blue, what the hell!”

“Not your finest moment!”

Blue then grabbed her and carried her to the other Links…

“Done…..!” Said Blue

Red and Purple looked confused in silence as to what did this all accomplish….

“What the hell did you do that for you—“ said Link as Purple put a finger in front of his mouth and put his hand on Malons chest…

“Oh good…. A concussion…!” Said Purple smiling as Blue then layed her on the wagon floor ****…

“Hey Red….. do you know how to control those stupid moronic mules?” Asked Blue as Red thought for a moment…

“Umm…. No?” He said

“Ohh….. well shit!”

“Seriously, why the hell do you do that, I mean wasn’t she the only one out of all of us who knew how to work a horse wagon!!!”

“Okay….. this is fine….. i have a backup plan!!” Said Blue as he spat in his hands and wiped them together as he then slapped one of the horses asses as it neighed and began to ran as the wagon began to go with it…

“Hahah….. now for step two of my 9 step plan!!”

“Wait a minute….. you made 9 step plan in just a few minutes?!”

“Of course… step one…. Get a hot woman… check….. step two….. tell those moronic mules to fuck off….. and step three will be to decloth the hot woman!!” Said Blue

“Wait what?!” Said Link as Blue smiled and ripped off her clothes and licked her skin…

“Mmm….. tastes like hot piece of meat!!” Said Blue as Red and Link were a bit concerned by these actions Blue was partaking in….

“Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!” Said Purple as Blue then was ready to fuck her cunt as he did just that…

“Ohhh yeah….. Shirtless sex has it all baby!!!!” Said Blue as he continued to fuck her as he cumed into her body….

“Umm…. Can’t we do something else?” Asked Red a bit anxious to not see Blue fuck Malon….

“Shhh….. let him have his fun…… then he shut up for a few minutes!” Said Purple as Link looked at all this and….

1.) More hilarity ensues….

2.) Punch him in the face and everyone deals with an emotional scene….

3.) Link gets tired and just goes to bed…