A bit more hilarity before things get out of hand

Red looked away from Blue raping Malon as he turned to Link….

“Umm…. Green?”

“Yeah?”

“I’m kinda bored!”

“Okay…. Is there anything that can elevate your boredom?”

“Hmm…. Can you do a cute puppet show?”

“What….. a puppet show? We haven’t seen one of those since we were 5!” Said Link confused

“Cmon…. Please!”

“Hmm….. he seems to represent a side of myself I’ve long forgotten…… Hmm…… ah well…. I’ve got his attention…. Might as well help teach him how to work as a team!” Thought Link as he looked around and grabbed a cute little doll that Malon had….

“Ahem….. Hello I’m…. Um….. Zely the puppet!” Said Link as Red watched in awe as Blue stopped fucking Malon and looked over to see what was happening…

Then Link put his right hand to look like a mouth….

“And I’m….. Lenny your chipper—“

“Holy Shit he’s naked!!!” Shouted Blue

“What?!”

“Pfttt Hahahahhahaha He is….!” Said Purple

“Hey stop you guys!!” Said Red

“Oh thank you Red I—-“

“You too Green…. PUPPET NUDITY ISN’T OKAY!!!” Said Red as Green stared in disbelief as the horses finally slowed down as they collapsed after walking for hours on end…..

“Screw you guys…. I’m going to bed!” Said Green as he put his head on a hay bale….

Blue slept on the wooden without any hay bales…..

Red grabbed the doll Link used and slept with it as he sucked his thumb and went to sleep…

Purple took of his shirt and used it as a pillow as he smiled evilly….

Meanwhile in Hyrule Castle…

Many knights found themselves surrounded by living knight armor…

“Oh god…. We’re gonna die!!” Said one of the knights

“Oh shut up….. Link or Zelda won’t let us down!!” Said Another as Shadow Link appeared from the ground…

“Sorry Knights….. things got outta of hand!” Said Shadow Link as her right hand grew as she slapped them into a wall….

“You won’t get away with this….. you may have that knight armor….. but you’re all alone!!!”

Shadow Link smiled at that comment as the armor began to take itself off as more Shadow Links revealed themselves….

“Well….. look at that…. I’m making friends…. Wherever I go!” She smiled evilly as suddenly some strong winds began to come forth as Vaati as her cyclone dissipated….

“You….. you look very familiar to me!” Said Vaati looking at her..

“And you look like a failed court jester!” Said Shadow Link as her clones began to snicker at the remark…

“Quiet….. I’ve come here for the princess and to destroy those who’ve wronged me!!!”

“Hmm…. What a coincidence….. I happen to have the princess in my possession…!”

“Really….?”

“Of course….. I put her in special place for us to keep her in….. one she can’t escape!!”

“So…. You mean to keep her from me?”

“Not at all….. you seem like a particular case…. You and I should work together…. Just imagine what we could do…… interested?”

“…..yeah….” Said Vaati as she tired to shake her hand only for her hand to go through hers..

“Huh….?”

“Pft hehe…. Your such a cute little dumb dumb!” Said Shadow Link as they went through the Castles Halls….

(Next Chapter: Heroes meet Villains!)