His mother

"Ahh, Sameer, who is this?" Sameer's mother asked him.

"That's my girlfriend, mama," Sameer looked down at the floor.

"Why's she naked in the living room?" Sameer's mother just tutted at Salome's nude body.

"I don't know, mama," Sameer replied, "she's not usually like this."

"Ummm, nice to meet you, Mrs. Bhattacharya," Salome tried to break the ice with the biggest blush imaginable.

"I mean, it's a good look for you," Sameer just shrugged as both Salome and his mother shot daggers at him.