His mom

“I told you I saw him sneak out of the locker room. I think he went over her,” Josh said as he walked with Lois.

Lois was angry. No, she was pissed. Even after all the punishments, Dick was still skipping class! She rounded the corner and saw him trying to get the pink ruffled panties down which were now ripped apart. And he was standing there naked, trying to get his underwear down. “DICK LITTLE!” Lois yelled. “That’s it! I thought you would learn your lesson after yesterday and today!”

“M-mom,” Dick gulped as he saw Principal Kohls step outside too along with Coach Monty.

“I have had it with you trying to skip class and ruin your perfect attendance record!” Lois yelled. “You’ve left me with no other choice.”

“Mom, please,” Dick said.

“No, I’m done,” Lois said. “At this point, there is only ONE thing I can do.”