Hinata and Satsuki

Naruto's eyes, bright blue and filled with an uncanny natural vigor, widened faintly in surprise when he realized the identity of his two bedmates.

The first was his rival Satsuki -- the sexy, smug, unfairly curvy and skilled Uchiha prodigy Satsuki, with her short, dark hair and her large, large breasts. She was looking quite content as she laid there, and he could see perhaps a bit of something white and suspiciously semen-like on her cheek.

The next, though, was a bit less of a surprise. It was his girlfriend, Hinata!

...Or... well, he called her his girlfriend, in his head at least, and she no doubt would be ecstatic to hear him say as such, but he wasn't really clear as to the status of their relationship. Neither of them had either the tact or the guts to move things up to the next level, and so he had been wondering where exactly he stood with her.

Until now, at least.

Because now, seeing Hinata, with her fine, voluptuous figure and long, silky violet hair, lying as naked as a jaybird beneath his covers on the other side of him, made it fairly clear what had happened last night.

Huh.

So, judging by appearances, he had apparently banged not only his girlfriend, but also his rival, all in the same night. And at the same time, too, it would seem.

Score.

Grinning to himself, humming a cheerful tune, Naruto considered briefly, as he began to get out from under the sheets, whether he should wake the two girls. On the one hand, they might be up for round two. BUT on the other hand Satsuki, at least, might very well try to kill him.

And that would be kind of a bummer.