Himself...sort of

Who doesn't like Bimbos?

Naruto was excited to get started with this thing, his mind already running free with ideas and deviancy. But first he needed to make sure it worked. If he used it on Sakura, and he _would _use it on Sakura, what if it was a dud, and she saw what he tried to use on her? She'd punch him over the walls!

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" He poofed up another version of his handsome self, and set the gun to three.

"Hey man, I'm not sure I want to."

Zap!

Like magic, Naruto watched as his clone began to change. His hair became longer, and flowed down to his shoulders, which were rapidly shrinking. There was no getting around it, the muscle and tone of Naruto's body was being reduced and redistributed. The toned muscles had become shapely fat and was flowing into his rear, and chest. It wasn't just his body, his face too was rounding out, becoming smoother, more lovely. By the time the flash of pink had fully worn away, the clone was gone, and a shapely blond woman was standing in his place.

"Wow!" She smiled, looking down at her new body. "That was a great idea!"

"I'll say!" Naruto gushed. He unzipped her jumpsuit so he could get a better look at her body. He moved his hands up and cupped her small breasts. "Nice!"

"Mmm!" The girl giggled. "I want to touch them!" She slapped his hands away, and started pawing at her own chest. "Wow! Wow!"

"You look so hot!" Naruto gushes, looking her up and down.

"This was the best idea ever!" The clone jiggled her tits up and down. She looked at Naruto. "Who do you think is a lesbian? Ino, right?"

Naruto thought about it. "Probably Shizune."

"Ugh, she's old!" The clone made a 'blech' face. "Tenten's got to be a lez right?"

Naruto looked at the bimbo ray. "Well, I bet if i hit her with this, she can be."

"Oh!" The Clone's eyes lit up. "That's sooo smart. Well then, let's hit Sakura! She'll totally want to sleep with a hottie like me, when she's a bimbo!"

Naruto frowned. "Well what about me, I want to have sex with Sakura."

"Like, she'll want to sleep with us both, dummy!

"Oh yeah!" Naruto nodded eagerly. "Let's go then!" Giddily the two, ran out of the training field and into town to find their next target.