Himself. With Tits. Among Other Things

She could be his twin, or himself in drag, or a weird alternate gender bent reality version of him. Looking from both points of view, it’s strange how both her body and his almost perfectly overlap. She’s the same height, though as a girl she’s even taller than average. While Tobias’s hair is short enough that you don’t see the red unless it catches the light, her hair goes down past her shoulders and the waves showcase the auburn color wonderfully. Looking each other in the eyes, they see the same deep blue orbs staring back at them. Looking closer, she even has the same mole on her cheek and that scar on her chin that he got when he crashed his bike as a kid.

Looking down, he is greeted by his muscular chest in a t-shirt he probably needs to wash, and her magnificent tits proudly free to the air. A bit further, and her hips spread out equally wonderfully, and he can just imagine what the ass will be like. Though he hates to think about it, he had to admit the women of his family were just as “endowed” in their curves as he was below the belt, but she could even put the other ladies to shame with her body. Speaking of, looking at this beauty that may or may not be him causes said endowment to make its presence known in the most confused boner he thinks he’s ever had, and he can also feel a strange warmth from somewhere else between his legs. Or her legs, which may also be their legs.

Ok, this is getting confusing. Time to figure out who this is.

“Uh…Hello?”

“Uh…Hello?”

Well dammit. they both talked, so guess he’s can’t get any info that way.

He took a moment to collected his thoughts. This…lady. Was him. Her? Them? He’d need to figure out how to address himself(themselves?), as this internal monologue was getting complicated.

Suddenly his existential crisis was interrupted by the door to the dorm opening and Tobias’s roommate Pat calls out “hey I’m back! You up yet? You crashed early yesterday and I didn’t see you all morning!” Panicking, Tobias looked at the clock to see that whatever the hell happened must have knocked him out hard cause it is almost 3 in the afternoon. Thinking quickly about how he’s going to hide their new double, they quickly yelled back

“Yeah I’m up”

“Huh? Who’s that?”

Oh shit. They must not have as good control as they thought because he didn’t yell back.

She did.