Hilton’s Honeymoon Hijinks Part II: Japan

Attention dear passengers please buckle up as we are approaching Osaka, Japan with a gentle breeze and altitude as the skyways are clear and approval of landing.

Chase and Sally sat side by side as they both drank a wine glass of pure blood as they heard the landing gear screeched on the runway as the plane began to slow down on the tarmac and come to a complete stop.

As a limo and a woman who looked like her thirties waited with a sign with Hilton’s Name on the backer.

Chase and Sally said we are the Hiltons and you are as the woman who spoke in broken English as she bowed in custom Japanese tradition my name is Amari Rio and I am the liaison for Sato Kyouka, the head of Kyouka clan.

Sally said I never heard of a vampiric clan with that name as my grandmother would have advised me of such.

Amari said that’s because she is not vampire my dear but she does know your grandmother it’s a very long story from what I hear but another time as it’s a matter of sheer importance she speaks with you as the limo driver packs both Chase and Sally’s bags.

Amari said first time here as both lovers said yes, it is as Amari handed them a glass of blood as she said my boss informed me of your drinks of choice as they both sipped and said MMMM so what does your boss need my dear as Amari said she didn’t tell me per say but it pertains to her family and your grandma told her she would help.

But I wasn’t expecting two drop dead god-like people to be sent in as Sally and Chase both chuckled well thank you for the compliment my dear Amari but we can handle ourselves as they pulled up to a traditional Japanese mansion as Amari said we are here as the limo driver opened the door.

Ms. Amari said follow me please as she instructed the driver to place their bags in the guest house on the southwest side of the property.

As a guest of the Kyouka clan, my boss has asked if you would honor her by dressing in these for now as they both got handed traditional kimonos and slippers as they both went to the bathhouse to change.

Chase said this place is so big my dear as Sally said I am nervous my love grandma never spoke of knowing any human members in Japan before.

He said probably slipped her mind my love thinks about it she’s been around a lot longer than most right even for a vampire queen my dear wife she can’t remember everything as Sally said you are right my dear as they both reached for the door at the same time.

Sally said, Jinx, as she kissed him on the lips feeling the silk tickle her cold pale flesh.

Ahhh good they fit as both Hiltons said thank you and said please lead the way as they were led to a chamber with an older Japanese woman.

She poured Tea as she spoke in her Native tongue as Amari translated and said welcome Mr. & Mrs. Hilton welcome to her humble home as you guess it I am not a member of the vampiric community but your grandmother and I know each other very fondly since I was twenty-nine years old and saved me from a hijacking for my father on American soil my dear.

So, you can see my dear your grandmother and I have history as Amari continue to speak for her boss as Sally said what can we do for you madam as Amari spoke in Japanese as Amari Translated Back, My Daughter was supposed to get married to her financial tycoon boyfriend but along the way to rehearsals she was kidnapped and being held for ransom and want to see her returned to our family unharmed that was six and a half months back.

Before you ask I tried standard channels but it seems like our government fell on deaf ears as the kidnappers expressed they are either sons or daughters of the yakuza and the police or the government turns a blind eye to their operations.

Chase and Sally said Yakuza if we hit them they could hit back thinking about their family safety.

As Ms. Kyouka said that’s why my dear Hilton’s I have asked for your help in retrieving my daughter from my men as they have found her and retrieve her from said punks but I afraid of her bodily harm as she is my last living heir and she will gain all you see and then some but my men are not coordinatized to move her themselves.

Sally returned so you want us to bodyguard her till her marriage is complete.

Sato Kyouka nodded her head in a yes manner and if you complete this task my dears then you will receive the next clue in your journey and my prize possession my Lily of the Valley Plant that you need my dear and my unending gratitude my friends as Amari bowed her head.

As Chase & Sally said we can make sure your daughter will be safe under our watch but understand madam if we do this you and your daughter must do exactly what we say and do with no questions asked as we are risking our immortal lives.

Sato chuckled in humor as she then spoke in broken English your grandmother said you were brash and headstrong my dear I am so glad she sent you to help me as here is the address as Sally said can I ask another favor Ms. Kyouka.

Sato said, of course, my dear as Sally asked do you think you can send out nineteen of these kimonos to my family as Sato said Amari please be so kind to call my dressers and ask them to rush out nineteen of our finest silk kimonos out.

Sally gave Amari her business card for her family’s club as she said Fangs huh I kind of like it but it's not being hidden as Sato Coughed again as she wiped the blood from her lip as Amari led both Chase and Sally out of her boss’s office.

Sally asked is she sick dear as Amari said yes that’s why the importance of her daughter’s safe return because it’s set in her will that her daughter and her husband inherit everything and all business Sato owns as long as the marriage is finalized by Sato herself as both Chase and Sally said we could save her my dear but…. Amari cut her off your grandmother even addressed that too but Sato is proud to die she turned down all forms of healing at her disposal.

Amari said I have known Sato since I took over for my mother and she’s been good to me it’s like I too had her as a mother as she cried.

Sally said, my dear, it will be ok let us sleep and in the morning, we will head to the location and bring her daughter back as Amari said good night as she bowed as they both follow suit in return.

As Sally and Chase both disrobed smelling the jasmine and orchids in the guest house as the walls were lit like a paper lantern you seen in classic Japanese movies.

they both lied in bed and said my dear you ok as Sally looked into her husband’s eyes yeah, I think as he said you are terrible at lying even to a cop my dear what gives.

Sally said am I that transparent dear… ok …ok… you win I just feel like I am so powerless to help others sometimes.

Chase said bullshit my dear you are the bravest woman I have ever known and I know deep within my now near beating heart you know this too and just know you can’t save everyone, my dear, people live… people die… it’s life.

Some people grab on to power some don’t it’s the evolution of humankind some embrace immortality like us but other embrace immortality in the afterlife my dear.

Sally said I never truly ever seen it this way my love, thank you as they kissed each other good night.

Sally reached over to extinguish the light with her cold fingers without a single hint of burning sensation as she snuggled close to her husband as she fell asleep in his embrace.

The next morning Sally woke up to see Chase looking at her as she said you really love watching me sleep don’t you as Chase said I can and will do this forever my dear.

Amari said good morning Mr. and Mrs. Hilton did you sleep well as they both yawned from the jet lag yeah like the dead as they chuckled in unison as they said please call us by name as Amari said ok Chase ok Sally well let me know when you are ready and I will take you to the location.

Sally said why are traditional wedding attire is here dear as Amari said my boss would like you to attend as our guests of honor.

Sally said I see we have to travel to the safe house to retrieve and protect her daughter to the wedding reception where is the wedding taken place.

Amari said my boss made sure just in case no churches as it is going to be at the memorial gardens as Sally and Chase bowed and said who would have thought my dear another wedding as Sally said yeah, my dear but at least we didn’t have the Japanese Mafia dampening the mood as Chase said Touché.

As they came out dressed like a million dollars as Amari was stunned seeing her new friends dressed like supermodels and said my dear lead the way as Chase asked how far do we have to get from point a to point b as Amari said twenty blocks from safe house to the garden as Chase said good god almighty as he felt a tiny ping hit his gut.

Upon arrival, they saw three big burly men standing outside of a beat up rundown building sticking out like a sore thumb as Chase said my dear Amari there is one mistake you and your boss has made as the guards are clearly made by Chase’s keen eyes.

Always blend in my friend if you blend it then ninety percent of the time you will be safer.

As a younger twenty-year-old woman with fair complexion came out you must be my lapdogs as Chase and Sally said, my dear, we are your protection detail as she said really what can you do that my old detail couldn’t as she stuck her nose up in the air while the limo took off.

Amari said Shenmue that’s not ladylike of you to question as Shenmue said you are not my mother you are her assistant so you have no right to talk to me like that.

Sally said first off dear under our watchful eye you will shut the hell up and listen to us do I make myself clear.

Shenmue said who do you think you are, bitch, as Sally Growled as Chase held her back as she continued to grit her fangs in anger as Amari continued to apologize for her behavior.

Sally snapped off do you even care because I for one didn’t fly halfway around the world to protect you from a threat and to better your life as your mother asked her dear friend and my grandmother to protect you.

Sally took a long hairpin and impaled it through her own hand boring a hole a centimeter wide and out the other side and said can your detail do this as the wound closed on its own without a single scar as that shut Shenmue up as she said what the fuck are you as Sally was about to speak Uzi gunfire blared all throughout the limo as Chase covered Amari as Sally covered Shenmue as the rest of the guards died instantly from their wounds.

Stay down both Chase and Sally said gunfire blared through the cab of the limousine making swiss cheese holes as Sally said the driver as Chase saw the man’s head blown off with a matter of seconds as Chase continued to take hits same as Sally absorbing all the blows their immortal bodies can stand as Sally said Fuck this as she grabbed a gun and said, my dear, you got to teach me how to use this thing.

Amari said here as she loaded the gun and cocked it back and said point and shoot Sally point and shoot as she leaned out the window and continued to be pumped with lead as she shrugged it off.

Chase said we got sixteen more blocks love as Sally shot one of the car's tires as it wrecked into a taxi cab rear end as Sally said reload as Amari reloaded the gun as Chase said it’s my turn as Sally took the car wheel as Chase fired towards the other taking pop shots as he aimed for most headshots damn bulletproof glass.

Chase looked back Shenmue why are they after you as She Cried in tears as Chase said listen to me and look into my eyes these guys are trying to kill you why as she said because I am the last heir of my family and the yakuza think they marry me then they become unstoppable with my families business which deals with genetic research and drug studies can you imagine if they got their hands on my family's business unlimited drug lab and distribution center.

Chase said not on our watch dear child, as Sally said we’ll lose them through the gardens itself as Sally drove thru the red light as she crashed through the fence and headed towards the venue swerving like a mad woman possessed as they finally made it.

Amari takes Shenmue get her and her gown inside and lock it down as Amari said come dear this nightmare will be over soon trust me as Amari asked what about you two as Sally hissed we’ll take care of the idiots.

Chase said I don’t know about you my dear but I hunger as they used the surroundings as cover and all as the young gang bangers all made their way to the garden main hall unbeknown to them and on high alert about the two guards that seem to never die.

As both Sally and Chase fed and killed each of the gang members in grisly fashion leaving their corpses unrecognizable as they took out the twenty-two punks with ease as the final one was left to fend for himself as he could hear the wedding march being played in the background drowning out his screams for help.

Chase said you dare kidnap an innocent child for power and the business of shipping drugs as Sally said your parents must be so proud of their loser son to die tonight for their sins as he shot them both as they stood in place and laughed.

The guy began shitting himself scared as Sally and Chase both slammed him toward a concrete cross and tied him there as she coo'ed don't worry dear we will end your miserable life slowly let you feel all the misery you have caused this day as the man screamed out loud as the unsuspecting wedding party didn't hear a thing.

They began feasting on his body as they re-healed themselves in the process as they both wiped the blood off each of their lips as Chase said to go inside my dear I will dispose of the body as she said no leave it my dear let it serves a warning no one messes with Sato’s family.

As they returned to the memorial garden as both Shenmue and her lover finally said I do as the priest said you may kiss your bride.

Amari came to tears towards Sally and Chase as they said what’s wrong dear as Amari said it’s Sato she’s…...she’s gone as they both held her tightly as Amari said her final wish was two-fold as we speak the flowers are being delivered to your plane and the Kimonos are in mid-transit and the other to guide you to your next destination my dear as your advisor.

Sally said we accept you, my dear, just know you will be loved by our family just like you were loved here thank you, Amari, said as Shenmue came up in tears of sadness.

I want to apologize to you both Mr. and Mrs. Hilton for my actions towards you, mother and I never agreed on much but today you saved my life and my family’s stake and I don’t know what I can do to repay this debt towards you both.

Sally said my dear as long as you are safe and sound and gain control of your family’s business as Shenmue said no there must be more I can do as Sally said ok if you insist as she and Chase barred their fangs out public towards her and said you asked us on the way here dear what we are.

We are vampires my dear we feed off the blood of the guilty and serve to protect the innocent like yourself from harm just continue to run your mother’s company the way she envisioned it and accept our help from time to time and we are paid in full as Shenmue said deal as a gentleman walked up to his bride as she said meet my new husband Yano…. Yano Sadao.

Chase said you got a fiery woman on your hands, Yano but her attitude will bring Japan into a new era as long as you both are faithful towards each other, take care of yourselves and live long happy lives as they both bowed to the happy couple as they rejoined Amari and said where too next dear.

Amari showed them on her tablet It's in the heart of the Amazon jungle and the next ingredient is owned by the local tribe but they are sick with a mysterious plague my friends as they all three hailed a cab to head to the airport to their plane.

As they left Yano said my dear Shenmue who were they as she smiled towards the darken Japanese skyline Friends my dear, Friends.

As she looked towards the stars and said thank you, mother, for sending them to protect me and I hope we see each other again someday as Shenmue said tomorrow starts a new day as the Sado/Kyouka conglomerate as they held each other arm in arm seeing their new found friends leave in the cover of darkness.