Hilariously

The opening notes to "Lover" began playing as Taylor walked onstage. "ARRRRGHHH!" she screamed into the microphone. "ME! TAYLOR! SWIFT! ME.... SINNNNNNGGGGG! AGGGHHHH!"

John had an idea based off of this. He decided that Taylor shouldn't just be an athletic tomboy, but an incredibly stupid muscular jock. He pressed a button on the machine, and Taylor transformed. Her muscles grew massive and veiny, so they looked like they were on steroids, and she was now his idiotic muscular jock daughter.