High Elves vs. Team Fred

"Our fifth match will be between the High Elves and Camelot"

Fred, Daenerys, Tarena and Marcus stepped into the arena. At the other end were the high elves led by Armotar Stormlock. On the high elf side, tall building like structures began to rise form the ground. On Team Fred's side, the same castle rose out.

"Really? We get the same battlefield?" said Fred.

"We all know what we need to do" said Daenerys.

Fred used the decoy trick he learned, summoning copies of himself, Daenerys, Tarena and Marcus.

"There's sixteen of them now" said Armotar.

"Okay, everybody charge" said Fred.

The fact that one of the Freds was not moving did not escape Armotar.

"I think I know what he's doing"

As soon as Daenerys, Tarena and Marcus reached the high elf side of the field, they found themselves unable to move.

"I thought they couldn't freeze one person at a time" said Daenerys.

"That's not how it works" said one of the high elves.

Marcus used her Sword of Light to send a stream towards the high elf talking, killing him.

"That shouldn't be possible. Wait, its the Sword of Light, its allowing him to bypass our magic" said Armotar.

Marcus charged towards the high elves but one of them pinned her down. The other Freds, Daenerys, Tarenas and Marcus' approached the other high elves. The high elves' arrows just passed through them.

"They're illusions" said Armotar.

The high elf that had Marcus pinned down began to **** her.

"NO!" screamed Marcus.

Dammit! Fred's plan was failing. He thought he'd be able to use the illusions to confuse the high elves and stop them from using their time magic. They shouldn't be able to freeze all of them. Unless... Fred realised that he had it all wrong.

It wasn't a spell being focused on an individual. It was... Fred, the real one, summoned his flame sword and ran towards the high elves as they shot arrows at him. Fred knew he'd be unable to avoid them with their homing magic so he swiped the arrows with his sword as he moved towards them.

"Dammit" said one of the high elves, "guy **** Marcus, we could use your help"

The elf who **** Marcus put his dick away.

"Sorry, I just wanted to remove her virginity so she couldn't use that weapon of hers"

Marcus just lay there sobbing.

"Relax" said Armotar, "Vader still hasn't figured us out. Once he reaches us, he'll be helpless"

Finally reached the high elf side and swung his sword. Suddenly, Daenerys and Tarena found themselves able to move and noticed strings in the air. This was what the high elves had been using. They used their magic to create strings that freeze those caught in them in time.

Realising they couldn't use their time magic anymore, Armotar attacked Fred with his sword. Fortunately, all this reliance on time magic and homing magic, left him an ineffective fighter that Fred was able to easily kill.

The other high elves were burned to **** by Daenerys' fire.

"Team Fred is the winner" said the announcer.