Hide and Peek

As I dashed across the street, I saw a group of pedestrians on the side walk paralleling me, headed in my direction.

"Damn it!" I cursed to myself.

My eyes darted around desperately looking for a place to hide, but the street seemed barren, until my gaze landed upon...

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Embarrassing Event - Nature’s Cover

You spot an over-sized potted plant in your way and attempt to hide behind it from oncoming pedestrians. Challenge Difficulty: Medium

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In my haste, I dashed to the plant and stood behind it, just in time for the pedestrians to look my way. The palm leaves reached up to my shoulder blades, which I hoped that - like in the sea - it would give the impression I was simply wearing a swimsuit. But instead of continuing their walk, the pedestrians stopped in their tracks, and their confused and somewhat condemnatory stares told me that all was not well...

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Failed: You miscalculated. The plants is not, in fact, big enough. Lose 1DP as you awkwardly shuffle behind it and avoid the judgmental stares of the pedestrians.

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I looked down and saw what was wrong. Now that I was up close with the plant, My heart sunk as I found that the palm leaves were much fewer in number than I had initially assumed, and that my brown areolas were poking right through them. Worse still, the plant stalk was much thinner than how it appeared at first glance. Although it covered my vulva, it showed enough of my sides to reveal that I was not wearing a stitch of clothing. Frozen like a deer in the headlights, I did nothing but slap my hands over my breasts and give a weak smile to my onlookers, as they finally continued down the road. I shuffled around the plant to try and prevent them seeing my behind, but a sharp wolf whistle put paid to those thoughts, as I turned and saw that I had mooned a man who had been walking down the very street I was on. I let out an undignified yelp as I hurriedly moved one of my hands to cover my groin, and sprinted past him.