Here In The Ever After, I’m Always Right!

“What?”

“I’m the man that is always right! Isn’t that right?”

Ruby, Blake, and Yang all stared at the bizarre man.

Many things seemed wrong about this scene they’d walked in on, though nothing they could really put their fingers on. Was it the fact that, out of all the bizarre creatures they’ve met while traversing the Ever After, that this was the most surprisingly human looking one out of them all? No, that seemed… okay. Nothing about him seemed wrong… he didn’t seem out of place… this man just… was. Right?

Was it where he was sitting? Again, it seemed fine. He sat on a mossy rock, fishing. If anything the banality of his actions seemed the most strange, as things in the Ever After had yet to be normal. Each creature they came across had a new strangeness to them, yet this man would not even be too uncommon walking the halls of their old school. Was it the house he was in front of? No, that was a fairly normal looking shack. Wooden logs made from the obvious trees around the area, built slightly into the hill behind it including the stony pathway up to it, but close enough to the river that he never had to go far for his meal.

If anything, this man could have been a human trapped in the Ever After, but the fact someone could never be wrong made him seem a bit too fantastical to be one. That, and his long wavy brown hair seemed to be constantly in motion, as if he was underwater permanently. It went with his open white shirt and tattered blue jeans combo, plus the long elf like ears occasionally poking through the wavy locks, making him seem very open and free in his lifestyle.

Nothing really seemed amiss. After all, what could be wrong to the man that was always right?

“Everyone wait!” Yelled Weiss, running down the incline before sliding beside her teammates, “There was a sign we missed beside the gate Yang broke! It said this area is highly danger-! …who is that?!”

“He’s the guy that’s always right.”

Weiss was tense, ready to pounce the stranger in the strange land at any moment, yet Ruby’s comment and attitude seemed even weirder, “W-what?”

Ruby looked at her with a lowered eyebrow, then at an equally confused Blake/Yang, before turning back to the heiress, “...um, what’s tripping you up, Weiss?”

“Yeah, Weiss-cream. He’s always right. That’s, you know, the full statement,” agreed Yang with a smug shrug, “What did the sign say?”

“It said there was something very dangerous in here,” She replied, keeping a hand on her sword hilt. Her instinct that this guy was bad flared wildly, and with a single step Weiss knew what she had to do, “And I think that’s hi-”

“Dangerous? Didn’t that sign say ‘Sexy and Intriguing Man in Here’?”

All wind from Weiss’ sails deflated immediately. A slight blush crawling over her perfect cheeks as her body language backed down by a lot, “...um, yes… yes it did.”

Blake crossed her arms, “That’s a weird way to say hello to an intriguing man, Weiss.”

Weiss was more just confused by her own attitude, “W-why was I so worried…?”

“He does seem rather cool. Maybe he can help us!” said Ruby.

“Of course I can!” The man suddenly exclaimed, jumping from his rock and tossing his fishing pole to be eaten by the river, “I have no idea what your names are, you colourful bunch. But I can promise you that I’ll put all your worries and woes at the top of my to-do list! For you see, I am the very trustworthy, always accurate, and overly humble: Certis Allsway!”

Certis’ grin was wide, a little too wide, but none of the girls seemed particularly bothered by it. Instead just casually standing there as he conclude his introduction with another flourish to land off the rock and stand in front of his shack. Shifting the beads to offer a way into his abode, “Come in! Take a load off! I’m sure you’d all love a cup of tea, wouldn’t you?”

They all looked rather thirsty suddenly, looking at each other only briefly before heading towards his home, “Oh, well, that does sound good. And for the record, Mr. Allsway, my apologies for calling you dangerous. My name is Weiss, and this is Ruby, Blake, and Yang.”

“Ah, such wonderful and interesting names! I’m sure we can all get properly acquainted inside,” said Certis, happy to play the gallant man to keep the door open for the lovely ladies. As they all walked in without a care, Weiss could have sworn he mumbled, “That’s it. Make yourself comfortable, Miss Schnee.” but thought nothing more of it. She did want to get comfortable, after all.

The interior of the shack was neither truly homely nor particularly unsettling. A weird place that matched banality with bizarre. The walls, made of rough wooden planks of various colours from the Ever After’s eclectic array of trees, bore faint carvings—spirals, lines, and symbols that seemed too purposeful to be mere decoration yet too abstract to reveal their meaning. In one corner stood a small kitchen setup: a stone countertop with a rudimentary sink that seemed to recycle river water endlessly, and a stovetop with a dented kettle. Steam drifted lazily up from the item, carrying a faint aroma of tea in the air, already brewed and awaiting to pour into the five cups, already standing to attention in front of the kettle.

Weiss sat down on the couch next to her teammates, an item far too large for the modest room as it casually leant against the far wall. Its fabric, an odd patchwork of mismatched patterns, not matching the walls at all. Beside the couch, a low table held a stack of blank notebooks, each one filled to the brim with cascading words that seemed to literally fall out the pages and scatter on the floor.

Thankfully, none of this was weird for the man that was always right. Otherwise the girls may have run away.

“Here we go, five lovely cups of tea, for four absolutely lovely ladies~” Said Certis, placing the cups on the small table in front of them. The speed at which he chugged his boiling beverage was a little strange, but his attitude was enough to placate suspicion, “Ah, isn’t this just great? It’s been a while since I’ve had visitors. Especially ones as gorgeous as you four!” He beamed at them. Usually any one of them would have perhaps called out his eagerness to compliment them… but right now, they felt like being called ‘lovely’ and ‘gorgeous’ by the man who was never wrong could only be a good thing!

“Well, yes, thank you for the nice words, Certis,” Ruby smiled back. A pretty rare sight of her cute smile after coming to this crazy land, “And thanks for letting us rest here for a bit. The Ever After has been a bit… disorienting, at times. I’m just glad we were able to find someone as nice as you.”

“Yeah, and this tea is great! Guess you really know how to brew some trust!” punned Yang, much to the annoyed exhales of her teammates.

“Ah! A pun! Excellent wordplay, I love it!” He clapped, “I certainly try to leaf a good impression! HAHAHA!” Once more the others just groaned, leaving Yang to whoop at the fellow pun-master. “Ahh~ Such fun. It has been too long since I’ve entertained. I’m feeling a real connection to your four, and I’m sure you’re feeling it too.”

Words floated through their souls to solidify as truth. This bizarre man really did seem to make them feel at ease, at home, comfortable even while so far away from Remnant.

“I think I know what you mean,” said Blake, purring ever so softly as she settled further into the couch’s soft cushions, “I hadn’t realised I was feeling so tense, but this place feels like a breath of fresh air.”

“I’m so glad to hear that, Blake. Do you enjoy the fibers of my couch? Take your top off to really feel their embrace.”

Yang chuckled as she was **** to dodge the faunus’ arms shifting near her tea, dragging her jacket and shirt off over her head to leave Blake in only a black sports bra. The cat girl rubbed her back into the cushion, really enjoying the feel of the slightly scratchy fabric against her skin. Such wiggly motions were making her well formed chest to jiggle around, though the other three members didn’t seem to remark on her new form of dress. Yang and Certis both watching on as the mewling feline purred ever louder from the sensations.

Weiss herself just rolled her eyes, “As much as we all enjoy your home and company, Certis, I must enforce your offer to help-”

“You seem stressed too. We shall all remove our tops, to bring ourselves closer together!”

Yang, Ruby, and Weiss all shared a quick glance, then an agreeable shrug. It took a little bit of shuffling around with the extravagance of some of their outfits, but soon all five members of the room had copious amounts of skin showing. From the delightful rigidity of Yang’s six-pack to Ruby’s cute little belly, from Weiss awkwardly hiding her panties to Blake turning around and waving her tail around. And the chests, all captured in silk or cotton but all beautiful in their own ways. Each breath from the girls making flesh move in such subtly sexy ways.

“Better?” Asked Certis.

“Yes, it is,” said Weiss, casually acknowledging he was right again, “Now, about your-”

“Sorry if my bare chest is too sexy for you,” He interrupted, rubbing his well formed pec for his female audience, “You can barely get a word out you are so aroused!”

Suddenly the well spoken heiress’ face went as red as a tomato, with only spittle and splutter escaping her usually dignified lips, “Kuh, I-I, uh, hrk…”

“W-Weiss?” Asked Ruby, placing a hand on the girl who was sitting to her’s knee, “Everything good?”

“Guh… f-fubl, drt…”

Ruby looked concerned at the drooling lust filled beast that Weiss had become, a veritable stew of juices beginning to pool up between her legs, “Uhm, you may need to put your chest away to save your couch…”

“Ah, but arousal juices spread on the furniture are usually considered a sign of respect here in the Ever After! It’s almost ruder not to rub yourself and leak on my linens.”

Yang and Ruby looked at each other again. Neither wanted to be rude to such an upstanding guest, so quietly they both reached down and started fingering their crotches. It helped their host was so attractive to both of them. Ruby demurely stroking outside her panties while Yang boldly dove deeper inside. Blake was way ahead of them, as she was face down in the couch cushions and clawing at her cunt wildly. Something about the enjoyable fabric that Certis had recommended her was driving her cat-like senses crazy.

“S-so w-what’s it like living i-in the Ever A-After, Certis?” Asked Ruby while trying not to sound too much like she was masturbating in front of him.

While he’d been so elated the entire time he’d been with them, a tiny crack in his smile formed from that question, “Ah… it is fine. I would not be who I am today without this place. The environment is vast and lustrous, yet with all my years here I have yet to meet anyone who understands me… until you four that is! You must tell me all about yourselves! When did the lovely couple meet?”

The four blinked, their turn to be taken aback by the question, “Um, how did you know that Yang and Bl-”

“That Yang and Ruby are a couple in love? Why, it is so plainly obvious! I am never wrong about these things, and can see the lusts that bubble between them. You four don’t need to hide this fact from me.”

Things changed quick for team RWBY, not that they realised it though.

Blake and Yang, who had been holding hands not a few seconds ago, quickly dropped their bond to let the real couple get closer together. They were already sitting center stage of the couch, but now they were both blushing like school girls at being found out by their new friend.

“P-please don’t tell anyone!” Ruby squeaked out quickly.

Yang was similarly on the defensive, “Seriously, um, me and Rubes… we, well, w-we’re adopted siblings, so-”

“Ah, forbidden love. How juicy~” Certis smirk grew once more, “Yet it makes it all the hotter. The burning emotions you feel for each other even now. It must be driving you mad to see each other mostly nude and not be able to do anything about it.”

He was right, obviously, but Ruby and Yang struggled to hear how right he was. Their attentions were locked on each other furiously. Eyes hungrily devouring the other. Ruby’s mouth hanging open as she imagined sucking on Yang’s thick juicy tits so close to her. Yang’s fingers twitching at the idea of tearing her sister’s panties off and licking every bit of juice from her pussy, regardless of how rude it was.

“In the Ever After, there is no worry for such taboos. We live infinite lives here, so you need not worry about boundaries here. Love is love.”

“They shouldn’t overdo it, though,” Retorted Weiss, currently sitting with eyes closed to avoid staring at Certis’ chest. “Blake and I… support them, but it’s not the healthiest of relationships.”

“Jealous much, Weiss? Let me guess, you have your own lingering feelings for a family member and your saucy friends here let you live out that fantasy… hm is it your sister? Brother? Father? Mother? All of the above?”

Weiss still hadn’t lost her blush from before, only adding to it by the embarrassing and true accusations, “...as I said, I support them… though they shouldn’t make out in someone’s house we just met!” She complained as she felt the two’s passions even with her eyes closed.

“Chill out, Weiss-cream. Rubes just needed help leaking onto the couch, so I’m letting her suck on my tit for a bit. As Certis said, everything’s okay out here in the Ever After!” said Yang, rubbing her non-mechanical hand against the black and red hair that was bobbing on her chest. Ruby wanton moaning was open and free as her fingers crashed wildly into her gushing pussy. She’d already leaked plenty on the couch, but she and Yang both knew they just needed a few more moments to express their love for each other. Ruby’s left fingers may have been in her own pussy, but her right had leant over to help finger her sister as well. A stunning display for Certis to clap happily to.

“Marvelous! This must be the reason you came to the Ever After at all! To find a place to make sweet love with your sister every day!”

“I… yeah… must be!”

Ruby looked up at her sister with stars in her eyes, “Isn’t it great, Yang?! We finally found a place to be together without worry!”

“Dad’s gonna be sad… but it’s his fault for always yelling at us.”

“That may be good for you two, but the rest of us still need to get back to Remnant! Certis-”

“Ohh, that looks fun! I’ll complete the set and suck the other nipple, cool?”

“Very cool, thanks man.”

“Certis!”

Weiss’ whining went wistfully wayward. Ignored by all as their host dove head first at Yang’s bouncing right bosom. The blonde gasped out from the joint suckling. Ruby seemingly knew more about how to nibble and suck on Yang’s teat, but Certis was a young upcoming star in the tit sucking game and his lack of human contact made him a wild compe-tit-or. The soft flesh of Yang’s boobs were pulled and pushed, jiggling away as both of them competed for no reason.

“Very tasty! Such softness and fullness, I can see why your sister enjoys these!” Certis laughed while a strand of spittle still connected him to Yang’s nipple, “Now, let’s see how it compares to Ruby!”

Obediently moving her bra upwards for him, Ruby’s breasts may not have been as large as Yang’s monsters but the eighteen year old still had some heft to her chest. The sensitivity was also a little higher on her, as her body wriggled around from Certis’ tongue lewdly rotating her nubbin around. She believed Yang had done it before a million times, yet the sensation of her tits being sucked felt bizarrely alien to her.

“Weiss’ turn!”

With a sigh, the heiress followed the mood of the room. Certis was right after all, it was her turn to get her tits sucked by the man. His kisses on her delicate chest felt nice, and like Ruby she had more meat in the area than you’d think from her outfit. Their teammates just had more obvious sizes, but Certis didn’t care anyway. He just wanted to suck her nipple and make her moan, she was even getting close to cumming when she opened her eyes to stare at his sexy bare chest briefly.

“Blake! The kitty that loves my couch fibers, let me help you with your clothes~”

Having the second largest set of cans was a boon for Blake. It meant that she was able to rub more surface area into the scratchy cushions, and have more fun when Certis began rubbing his face into them. She purred loudly and proudly as he motorboated himself with her tits. Helping her with her pesky panties and pantyhose until she was the first to properly get naked for him.

“Now let’s find out which of your pussies taste best!” He beamed, “Everyone bend over!”

Weiss was the only one not following his commands. Not because she didn’t want to, but because the strange feeling inside her that was screaming ‘leave’ was starting to get to her, “I think our time should be better spent-!”

“This was the reason you came to find me, wasn’t it? I am just judging your bodies for a friendly competition between you four.”

“...just make sure I’m not last.”

Certis stood back to admire all four girls lining themselves up for him. Big peachy rears of four lovely huntresses, all **** to see which of their slits had the best taste for the man they’d just met. He was so nice to offer to do this for them, this was something all girls wonder about but never get to find out in polite company. They’d been arguing about it since reaching the Ever After, how lucky it was to have Certis to finally settle this debate once and for all!

“Ooh!” Weiss gasped out first, not expecting to be the first to get her cunt eaten out. It could be good or bad for her chances, as Certis may forget her tang by the time he’s tried everyone… but he may have eaten her out first because her pussy looked the best. Oh well, his tongue was wildly long and thick, tickling her in ways no one ever had before. Flicking her most sensitive points to urge even more juices from her, so helpful!

Along the line Certis licked. Ruby and Yang were used to a more familial laps, but they couldn’t deny the skills or girth. The tasting made his nose bury deep in their musty rears, but he clearly had no qualms to lick and lap away at their slightly sweaty peach mounds. His actions were all correct for finally settling this contest, after all. Blake definitely thought so too when it was finally her turn. Certis’ hands slapping away at her jiggly rear, pulling on her sensitive tail, and battering her clit with his tongue. Out of everyone, she was the one that became overwhelmed the quickest, and managed to orgasm right on his face. Rolling her eyes back and gritting her teeth in pure pleasure.

“You usually cum extra hard when I pull on your tail, right Blake?” Asked Certis, just as she was recovering.

“NNYAAAA!!!!” She screeched as soon as he did, once more quivering in sudden rapturous climax. Falling forwards in a naked lump as her weak legs failed to do anything but squirt his couch with respect juice.

“Wow… that was pretty hot, Blakey…” Mumbled Yang in awe, much to Ruby’s jealous pouting.

Weiss was growing more impatient, “Well? Tell us who won already!”

“Oh, um… well, I went for seconds with her, so Blake wins!” He shrugged noncommittally, reaching down to his belt and slowly unbuckling it, “But that was just the warm up round. To truly judge your pretty slits, I’ll need to-”

“No!” barked Weiss, standing up in a frustrated huff, “Blake wins! We’ll have to count the warm up round as the finale, because we need to keep moving! All of Remnant is in danger, and we need to go. Now, girls.”

Certis gave her a side eye, staring at the impatient white haired woman without blinking for a little too long. His smile present on his mouth, but absent from his eyes.

Then he turned to the other three girls.

“Do excuse my wife here. She seems to have gotten too excited in pretending to be your friends. If you ask me, she may have gone a bit loopy! That’s what happens when a gal is so madly in love with me!” said Certis a little too loudly. As his wife blinked, shaking her head in confusion, he quickly walked over to her and wrapped her body in his arms, “Come on, Weiss. You can drop the act now, you’ve only really known these girls for the last hour. Introduce yourself properly!”

“Of course, dear. My name is Weiss Allsway, nice to meet you all.” She said, bowing her head to the three on the couch, “I’m so happy we’ve been able to help with your contest. Feel free to stay in our home as long as you need.”

“N-nice to meet you…” replied Ruby, suddenly feeling like she’d lost something when looking at the wildly familiar wife.

Certis gave her ample rear a little slap, “Thattagirl, can you make us some grub?”

“Absolutely.”

After a quick bow, Weiss walked towards her kitchen before stopping short. She’d been so into the roleplay it seemed she’d forgotten where all the food was kept! Not that she had time to ask, as suddenly Certis was wrapping her in his arms again to deliver a powerful kiss to his wife.

“Try to keep your heart from pounding too loud, love. I know me having three new playthings excites you, but it might give away the game!”

Weiss gave a wicked grin back to her whispering husband. She loved how horny it made her when he was using his mind control magic on others. It was always the right thing to do, but it still excited the crap outta her! “I’m sorry, honey. I just love watching you work!”

After one more kiss, she was spun around and sent back to the kitchen. It would take a bit of rummaging, but Weiss would be sure to make enough food for her husband to fuck these arrivals to the peak of his ability!

Though when Certis returned to his guests, they were all looking a little antsy.

Ruby was the first to stand, with her girlfriend and her jiggly tits joining her shortly after, “Um… we do really appreciate everything, Certis. But I feel like we’re going to overstay our welcome if we’re here much longer…”

“Nonsense! Stay as long as you need!”

“You and your wife have a lovely place… and we should probably find our own little slice of heaven now! I’m sure we’ll bump into each other in the Ever After again once we find a place to live.” Said Yang, shuffling with Ruby towards the exit after scooping up their clothes.

Blake similarly began to walk towards the door, but looked a little remiss at having to leave the couch, “And I need to get back to Remnant. It was irresponsible of me to follow these two here, but I needed to make sure they were safe…”

“Aww, thanks Blakey!”

“If you need to head back, that’s fine. We’ll be fine without you.” Said Ruby, grabbing her sister’s arm possessively.

“Wait!”

The three, so nearly out the door, turned back to Certis. The shirtless man seemed rather demanding compared to his previous calm mannerisms, not that there was anything wrong with that.

“I insist I help you with the real reason you came here.”

“Th-the real reason…?” Asked Ruby.

“Yes.” He nodded, grin beginning to return and stretched widely on his face, “You’re here to be a family. But as silly incestuous lesbians, you need a real man to fill you up again and again with thick breeding cum. You need someone to show you the glory of heterosexuality. To love cock as much as you love your sister.”

Ruby and Yang knew it was all true. They wouldn’t have come all the way here unless they were going to do something as bold as start their family properly. Getting pregnant together from the same Ever After resident was a wild dream that felt so possible now. A man with a wife, being able to suck his cum out their sister’s cunts, it was all right there for the taking…

But as their minds glazed over in horny dreams, Blake was the first to actually respond.

“Hey, that’s demeaning as hell! Don’t talk down to lesbians like-!”

“Ah yes. This is why you brought this cum sniffer cat with you, is it not?” He asked, pointing at their faunus friend, “She loves cum even more than you, and can smell fertile testicles for miles. That is why she brought you to my house, just one drop of my jizz could make you pregnant.”

“Cuuummmm…” Hissed Blake, practically falling to the floor in arousal. Feline eyes locked onto his jeans, knowing the prize of a lifetime lay behind them. “Cum! H-he’s full of cum! Mroww…”

“Please, Certis! A-are you sure you’ll breed me and my sister?!” Asked Ruby in a panic.

“Don’t go lying to us now…” Mumbled Yang, gripping onto her sister’s hand with pure hope in her eyes.

Certis smiled, once more grabbing his belt and watching as all four women gasped out in happiness.

“Of course. All I ask is you become mine. Stay with me forever, Team RWBY, and all your problems will be over.”

Hearts became overwhelmed with joy. All four of them felt so happy, so right in their minds that this was the path to true happiness. Lifetimes in Remnant felt so silly, or even nonexistent now. And as wood began to grow around their legs, encircling their bodies to change them into Ever After residents forever, none felt fear or panic. Only that things were finally right.

“YES! YES MASTER CERTIS!”

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“Mwah! Tasty.”

“Blake~ you keep eating Certis’ cum out my pussy~” Ruby whined, rolling over on the bed lazily to lean on her sister’s shoulder, “Yang~ we gotta do something about this cat~”

“AH! AHHH! AHH! YES! CERTIS! FUCK ME! I-I LOVE YOUR COCK SO MUUCCHHH!”

Ruby couldn’t help but smile, ruining her attempt to fake pout at Yang, “Aww. What about your little sister?”

“EQUAL!” Yang’s voice barely got through her hitched throat, especially when Ruby started massaging her bouncing tit. The redhead appreciated the honesty, and began to soak up the screeches of her sister in her own mouth. Counter moaning when her master began shifting her rear over the top of Yang so he could fuck her as well.

“The sisters are lively again today, as every day,” Surmised his wife, wrapping around his shoulders lovingly. Letting his hips bump into hers so she could feel every thrust of her husband’s power going into his new toys, “Mm, more tea, dear?”

“Please.”

Taking a slurp of the leaves herself, Weiss then began feeding her husband a mouthful of juice, their tongues intertwining and making it all a rather messy process. Not that Ruby minded getting another type of liquid on her. Though this one wouldn’t be licked up by Blake too quickly. Speaking of, she’d quietly hunted Certis’ latest load inside Weiss, and sniffed her way over to begin lapping up the woman’s legs towards her overflowing cunt.

“Oh Blake, you are a naughty little kitty~” said Weiss, her large bosoms bouncing with each lap.

“That’s what I’m saying~! AHHNNN!” Agreed Ruby right as she was speared with a cock the perfect size for her cunt.

“Mm, I can feel him through your belly, Rubes~” Yang purred, both of her hands running against her sister’s back and feeling her skin.

“Tasty. Fertile cum so tasty.” said Blake. Her tongue only briefly exiting Weiss before hungrily eating her out again.

Certis looked over his wives with pride. His life truly had changed for the better since he got Team RWBY. Maybe he could finally forgive the nasty creatures that locked him away in this place for being too powerful. There had been some lesson learning while he was here after all… he wasn’t going to let these four get away for a start!

Certis glanced over the wall of photos he’d put up since he’d become betrothed to the huntresses. Images of their various sex positions scattered the walls, taken with a camera that Blake happened to bring with her. The images themselves were divine. Using Yang’s tits to pleasure himself. Taking Blake in the full nelson position. Going balls deep in Weiss’ mouth. Ruby’s first cowgirl riding. Blake and Yang kissing him while Ruby thumped her hips against him, doggy style. Weiss and Blake giving him a footjob. The lesbian sisters doing a sixty-nine together. Pictures of their pussies, full of his cum or just spread out waiting for his pleasure. All of them a lovely memory, one he will treasure forever in this unending corner of the Ever After.

“Yes, my lovely wives! Such a wonderful life we live. I’m sure our children will grow in your bellies whenever I wish them to, and then our family will be unstoppable!” He exclaimed, taking his seat as head of the household and watching as all four of them scrambled to get their mouths on his thick cock.

It was a beautiful sight, and he was right, they were soon to become unstoppable. Even if it took a millenia of fucking him, they’d be right there as his faithful wives forever. That is what all of them wanted, after all.

But Certis was a man that had been denied for so long, he couldn’t help but think at least one last greedy thought.

“I wonder how long it will take for your original ‘Remnant’ to send more toys to come rescue you…” He smirked his sickening grin.