Her parents are disappointed

"What happened to your clothes?" her mother asked accusingly

"The people at the college said they were inappropriate," Kacey attempted to defend herself.

"So being naked was better?"

"Well... umm..."

"And then we saw you wearing that dress and flashing your coño?"

"That was something else..."

"Carmen Silvia Dolores Gomez Criollo," her mother scolded her, "I thought we raised you better."

"I know, I'm so sorry mamá," Kacey lowered her voice as her stomach dropped.

"Well, we have a party at home and everyone's here," her mother continued, "but at the rate we're going everyone might see your tan lines."

Kacey chuckled nervously at this suggestion. Was her mother making a pithy observation, or a threat?

"See you then," Kacey just continued.

"Love you, bye!" her mother curtly hung up the phone. Kacey drove down the road, absolutely petrified at what would happen when she got home.