Her pants fit him just like hers

"Wish granted. Your crush's jeans now suit you to a T!"

I woke up the morning after strangely nauseous, with a feeling of general wrongness. I couldn't quite place this wrongness, but my nausea had me clutching my stomach as I returned to the waking world again.

"Oww." I groaned, not quite sure when or how I had even fallen asleep the night before. I wasn't able to recall anything that happened after I read that small line of text that weird Monkey Paw app sent to me.

Now, I felt more than heard my alarm go off underneath the covers. Lifting them up, I was met with a pleasant surprise.

Well, I say pleasant, but truthfully I hadn't yet been able to place what had happened to me last night. I was wearing my usual dark-blue pajama shirt, but underneath, I was also wearing an unfamiliar pair of pink and white striped pajama pants. Ones I had never seen before in my entire life. Moreover, peeking out from underneath the covers, I saw a pair of dainty feet. On each foot, five toes were attached, each with perfectly manicured toenails, all dyed with a bright red colour.

Just what happened last night?

In my stupor, I realised that my phone hadn't stopped buzzing, so I jolted when I felt it start up again. Not my alarm. I was receiving a call.