Hell no. I'm not twirling for him.

"Twirl?" you ask, shocked he would even suggest it. "I mean, I know you're my step-dad and everything--"

"Of course," Dave says smoothly. "It was wrong of me to ask. I was thinking of Dawn or Rebecca there for a minute. You are quite beautiful, like they are. The genes run strong in your family. I can see a lot of Lauren in you. You're practically her spitting image."

"Except that I'm a man, of course."

"Yes, of course, except for that."

[Well, this may take a little more work than I thought at first, Dave thinks to himself. While relishing the challenge ahead, he knows that Paul's future is pre-determined. After all, what person in the would could resist the charms of his mother, his two sexy sisters and his domineering Step-Dad? No one.]