Hell Worms

SERIES 3 EPISODE 2 DAY 7

Ivor gives a voice over at the start of this episode “Some of the sexual practices engaged in during this episode are dangerous and potentially fatal, so please research them before attempting them at home.”

Elisa (Hayley) narrates “In Siena there was a young man obsessed with a rich man’s pregnant wife …

Rinaldo (Jason) is resting his arms on the wall of his balcony overlooking Piazza del Campo with his young friend Stefano (Ed). “Look! There she is, Madonna Agnesa. What beauty she radiates.” the older man sighs. His companion disagrees, “She’s huge now. I do not see the appeal.”
“Go to, insolent sirrah. She glows with fertility and I love her all the more. I must have her.”
Agnesa (Aria) enters a large house next to a side street.

The pregnant woman is sitting at the dinner table with her husband, who says “I never realised what an interesting young man Rinaldo is. I always took my neighbour to be a dandy, but I spent an afternoon with him and the man is no fool. Thou should talkest to him.”

Some months later, Agnesa is rocking the cradle of her new baby with Rinaldo’s eyes on her. “I am so pleased we became friends Rinaldo. I know thou will be the perfect godfather for my little boy.”
The conservatively dressed young man drops to his knees “Madonna, I love him as my own and I love thy husband, but I worship thee. Dost thou not feel my love?”
“Verily, I have not been blind, but I have no wish to take a lover even so excellent a fellow as thy good self. Please get up. Do not be sad. I am content to remain friends.”

However, Rinaldo takes it so hard that, against his character, he becomes a friar. A few years later he has reverted to dressing in the finest garments a friar could wear and is very well groomed. He decides to visit his godson accompanied by Stefano who has followed him into the profession.
When they arrive, a pretty maid, Margherita (Kate), lets the friars in and they are delighted to find the lady home alone. “I came to see how my godson his grown and will be taking a much closer interest from now on. I also offer my services as a gossip.”
“Can we speak alone?” requests Agnesa “Margherita, thou art always saying thou wish to be closer to God. Perhaps thou canst take instruction from the young friar here.” The two youngsters vanish upstairs.

“I am so glad to see thee. I fear I scared thee away.” apologised the lady. “I do desire thee, but thou art a holy man and above such things.”
“If I remove my habit, and it is easily discarded, I am no longer a holy man.”
“But thou art my child’s godfather and surely that would be a sin. Were it not so …”
“To deny thyself pleasure is foolish. God forgives repented sins. Let me ask thee a question. Who is more truly the father of thy son: I, who baptised him, or thy husband who begat him?”
Agnesa answered enthusiastically “I love riddles … My husband, of course. It is a trick.”
“And dost thy not lie with him?”
“Verily.”
“Then, as I am less to thy child than thy husband, I should lie with thee as well.”
Thoroughly confused but wanting to be persuaded, Agnesa gives in “Then, follow me to my bed.”

Naked they kiss passionately and fall on the bed. “Get on top of me, so I may revel in thy glory” suggests Rinaldo “This shall be a religious experience.” They get into the cowboy position and fuck until he asks if he may gaze at her bottom, so it becomes reverse cowboy. Above them they can hear Margherita singing prayers. The camera briefly moves between floors where Stefano speaks a line to the maid before burying his head into her bare crotch as she repeats the words in an erratic high pitch song. We return just in time to see the lady remove the senior friar’s cock with her hands and rub him to climax, which lands on her pussy and thighs.

We speed up the film briefly as the friars meet again, go into the living room, sit down, stand up and run up the stairs with their respective partners and undress. Slowing down, we first visit the lovers in the loft. Margherita is lying on the bed with her bum in the air with some parchment in front of her. Stefano attacks her cunt and anus with his fingers. The more he inserts the higher her singing voice gets. We hear screams from below.

Panning down we see Rinaldo in a similar position to the maid being whipped with his own golden belt by a smiling Agnesa. He grasps his cock and yells with a mixture of pleasure and pain “Beat the sin out of me.” Suddenly there is a knock at a door. “Under the bed” she commands.
“Mama, mama” says a concerned boy as she opens ths door after putting on a chemise.
“All is fine. Thy mother is having a nightmare.” She hugs him. “Thou hast heard screaming from the bedroom before. Do not worry. It is nothing. Stay in your bed.” and she carries him back to his cot.

She returns to the bedroom and helps Ricardo back up. “We must be quieter, so no more of this.” indicating the belt.
“But I know another use for it. Thou must promise that if I raise my arm even a little or stick out my tongue, thou must relieve me.”

Back up to the other pair: Stefano, with his hand covered in some indeterminate slimy substance, has all 5 digits of one hand inside Margherita’s brown hole. At the same time his cock is in her pussy while she masturbates her clit below. She attempts to sing but only moans come out.

Downstairs, the belt is now around Rinaldo’s neck but the ends are in the hands of Agnesa as she rides him. Occasionally, she pulls on the ends. His mouth is almost permanently open and his face is purple but the high pitch sounds emanating from him are just as restrained. As the belt tightens once more, his whole body arches up in a massive orgasm. It is so intense that she cannot help but follow suit, fortunately remembering to release her grip on the belt ends. “Holy fuck!” she exclaims but her partner, although conscious, can only nod his head.

For the final time during the sex scenes, we switch floors to see the friar and the maid in the full throes of anal sex with her whole hand now in her pussy. Stefano grasps his cock and moves around to release his seed on Margherita’s face as she extracts her hand followed by a torrent of jism. His cum drips onto a prayer scroll.

Suddenly Madonna Agnesa is startled by a sound below. Her husband has returned from his afternoon walk somewhat earlier than expected. “We shall never explain this. I am undone.” Her mind whirrs and, on hearing a resumption of the prayer singing above, a plan formulates “Go to my son and listen carefully to what I tell my husband.”

The husband climbs the stairs and knocks at the locked door while the two miscreants hurriedly dress. She unlocks both doors. Her husband’s face is red with anger and he is about to admonish her for locking him out, but she flings her arms around him. “Oh my husband, oh my husband!” and she fake faints blocking the path to the other door.

Concerned, he bends down and she grasps his wrists. “My husband …” she pants loudly “Father Rinaldo has saved the day. Our son was taken ill with a fit of **** hearing all kinds of strange noises but Rinaldo knew what afflicted him. Our son was full of worms from hell and my gossip did charm them out, using singing.”
“My dear thou art shouting!”
“I am in such turmoil. He bravely wrapped his belt around his neck and begged me to pull it tight. He said it represented a giant worm to tempt all the little ones from our poor boy.”
“I must see him.”
“Wait! Canst thou not hear the heavenly singing? The maid and the other friar need to complete the cure.”

The friar opens the door and the little boy runs to his mother and looks up to his father. “I heard noises. Father Rinaldo said they were the devil.” The father breaks down, hugging his son. Agnesa yells ”Everything is fine. All should see the miracle.” That is the cue for Margherita and Stefano to make their appearance.

Elisa finishes and says “Well?” All nine of the other Brigata are open mouthed in shock.