Heads

"Hm, that's odd. He's not in the guest room." muses the old farmer. "Loretta! Loretta!
Have you seen that stranger? He left his bags in the living room, but he does not
appear to be in the house!"

You turn over to look at Loretta, as she stops rubbing at the sound of her name being
called. She quickly spots you in her room and lets out a blood chilling scream.
"Ahhhhhh! What are you doing in here?! Dad, dad! Help!" cries Loretta.

The door quickly bursts open behind you, and you turn around to see the old farmer,
with a most angry expression on his face.

"What the hell are you doing in here with my daughter?" growls the old farmer.
Before you can answer, he gives you the 'ol one-two, and knocks you ****.

...

You awaken in a prison cell, awaiting arraignment for attempted **** along with
other miscellaneous charges. It doesn't look good for you, and the liklihood of being
acquitted are rather slim. On the other hand, you did manage to get out of going
to the family reunion.