Headbutt

Thinking quickly in an attempt to save your balls, you swing your head backward in the hopes of catching her in the face. You connect, and her grip releases as she takes a couple steps backward. "Yes!" You think to yourself, "Now it's time to finish this bitch." You turn around and throw a right hook with all of your might, but to your surprise, the woman drops straight down to the floor into the full splits, dodging your punch. In the same motion, she sends an uppercut directly between your legs, smashing into your testicles. "ooooouh," you moan as your legs wobble and you drop to your knees. "Bet you didn't see that move coming!" She says. "I was a gymnast in high school and college!" As she stands up while you're still on your knees in shock, she puts her hands behind your head. "And this is for headbutting me!" She yanks your head down and the last thing you see is her knee coming straight for your face. You wake up dazed and sore handcuffed in an ambulance.