Head to a strip club.

You reach down and pick up the panties and bra and pull them on covering your manhood, almost, and holding in your perky tits. Then heading out to the living room with the handbag you grab the dress and slip into it. Counting the money again to be sure it is real you grab your car keys and head out. You feel your nipples harden as you step into the night air but you go get in your car and get it started. It takes a few moments to get the seat and steering wheel adjusted so you can drive in these high heels and still see the road. But soon your Honda civic is racing down the road to the strip club you just have to check out. You can’t wait to get some hot stripper slut to feel your tits and then show her your cock.

As you arrive you hear a couple of catcalls and whistles as you stroll into the club chomping on some gum and walk as sexy as you can. The man at the door behind the glass looks at you and states “Gee, I assume you are here for amateur night?