He upgraded the guys

I grabbed a tissue off the table to wipe off my hand as Vicky opened the door.

"Dan! It's so good to see you!" said Vicky as she hugged her boyfriend.

"It's great to be back in town," said Dan. "This is my friend, Tyler."

I looked up, and I was almost angry at what I saw. Dan looked like he might be of Korean heritage, like Vicky. He wasn't particular handsome, muscular, or anything else. He was the blandest guy I'd ever seen.

"Hi Tyler, nice to meet you," said Alyssa, flashing an incredible smile.

"Hi," said Tyler, who was even worse than Dan. I mean, maybe he had okay hair, but that was it. Alyssa was tall for a woman, an inch taller than me, but this guy was so short that Vicky in her heels was taller than him. He looked like a child next to Alyssa. She was smiling politely, but she couldn't hide that she was clearly a little disappointed. He stood there like an idiot, staring at her chest. Obviously, she had an incredible chest and the guy had hit the jackpot getting a blind date with her, but he was not making himself look good.

Plus, they were dressed like frat dudes. Alyssa and Vicky had on dresses that sparkled in the light. These guys were wearing jeans and t-shirts for a date. They seemed to know it, too.

"Wow, Vicky, you look amazing!" said Dan. "Don't you think you're a little overdressed for pizza?"

Vicky smiled at her boyfriend in a flirty way she'd never smiled at me even after having sex several times. "Well, I was thinking we could go to Le Fleurigny instead."

His eyes almost popped out of his head. "Babe, I'm barely more than an intern. There's no way I could afford that. I mean, that dress is amazing, oh my god, you look good. I wish I could afford to take you there, but-"

"Excuse me," I interrupted. "Hi, I'm Rick. I'm their sex toy. I have a favor to ask of you guys."

"Sure," said Dan, as if being introduced to his girlfriend's sex toy was no big deal. "What do you need?"

"I've only been with the ladies for a week, but they are everything to me. I desperately want them to be as happy as possible. They are incredibly hot goddess. Would you two please be everything they want, desire, and deserve?"

I turned to Vicky. She looked pissed. "Rick! Don't be a dick! Dan already is all those things!"

As Vicky walked to her boyfriend and protectively took his arm in hers, I saw the massive changes that my request had made. Dan was still recognizably Dan, but he was taller, more handsome, more muscular, just generally much, much hotter, and wearing a tailored suit that looked like it cost more than most cars.

Tyler had gotten a similar upgrade. He was much taller, much better looking, and also wearing a suit that matched Alyssa's gorgeous black dress. However, the biggest difference was in both his attitude and Alyssa's. Instead of staring at her body, he was confidently smiling at her. Instead of looking like she wanted to escape, Alyssa was smiling and brushing her beautiful blonde hair over an ear flirtatiously. While Vicky had already been into her boyfriend, Alyssa had gotten a major upgrade in her date and was enjoying it.

"Ignore him," said Vicky. She leaned against her boyfriend's broad shoulder. "Are you sure we can't go to Le Fleurigny?"

"Le Fleurigny?" said Dan. "Hell no! I wouldn't send my secretary's pool boy to Le Fleurigny! We have a reservation at Café Arnoult."

"Oh my god, I've always wanted to eat there!" said Alyssa.

"Well, we'd better get going, then," said Tyler, offering his arm to Alyssa. "Our limo is waiting outside."

She took her tall date's arm eagerly, and I followed them outside.