He unwittingly seals his fate

“Hey Karen, what was with that forceful ‘making me look like a woman’ thing with the suit?” Peter asked incredulously.

“Well-l-l Peter, you asked me to quickly choose a Black Widow Interrogation Mode, and so I chose the one best suited for the occasion, 6.3: Black Widow Seduc-uc-uc-uction. That involves using your feminine sexuality to seduce and manipulate those whom you wish to retrieve information out of.”

Peter lept from rooftop to rooftop. “But why make ME look like a woman? I’m not a woman! Obviously!”

Karen was sarcastic. “We-e-ell Peter, that’s it exactly. You weren’t naturally a woman, so the protocol calls for the suit to make your body look as female as possible, through air inflation or other means. You should know this by now. Additionally, you were unfamiliar in the art of seduction and acting like a lady. Do you want a refresher course?”

Peter was just about to enter the empty apartment’s window. Aunt May had “won” (really SHIELD had given them to her) vacation tickets to a Florida hotel three days ago, and so she’d be gone for the next two weeks. No one was going to visit either, they were either spending their summer break in another part of the country or at a job. Basically, Peter was all alone, and tired. “Yeah sure, but later okay? I’m so wiped out...” Peter went to his bed and almost immediately went to sleep. He didn’t even take his suit off.

Karen, still glitchy, started to act up, unbeknownst to Peter. After ten minutes of him being asleep, Karen “asked” Peter if he was ready for the refresher course, to which he unconsciously mumbled a “sure.” And so, Karen started to get to work.