He tries something big.

"Okay you guys trust me right?" He asks.

You both look at each other and say in unison, "I guess so." Then after a little laugh each add, "She is just like me." Then, "No way." Finally, "Stop it."

"Girls, girls, okay I just need both of you to be quiet for a couple of seconds, I can explain all of this, now just close your eyes."

It takes a bit more pleading, but when he finally promises to buy you each your own motorcycle you both finally sit quietly with your eyes closed. You next hear him whisper, "Okay, I wish that you will construct a memory of always having had a seconds younger twin. I wish you love having an insestual relationship with her, and love having threesomes with her all the time. I wish you would take off the collar and forget I used on you." Then you hear him move over to you and feel him slip the collar on you and say, "I wish you will construct a memory of always having had a seconds older twin. I wish you love having an insestual relationship with her, and love having threesomes with her all the time. Oh and I wish you knew your name was Alex Cynthia McDouglas." This seems to get him thinking and he adds, "I wish you had all the normal id's bank accounts, credit cards, and belongings you would have if you had always existed as her sister." There is an odd rumbling outside as he makes this wish and the van begins to vibrate slightly, he hurriedly adds, "I wish you would take off the collar and forget I used it on you."

He then scoots back from you and your sister Alexia and says, "Okay one last thing and this is the most important one of all then you can open your eyes and everything will make sense. Count to five Alexia, then say the following three wishes exactly. I wish you were a genius. I wish you were a millionaire. And I wish you would take off the collar. Okay now." You can't resist peaking as your sisters stupid boyfriend puts on a studded dog collar.