He tries, but...

"Oh, hey everyone!" Santiago shouts to draw the crowds attention. "We should probably move on to presents now! Weren't we planning on giving him those clothes as gifts anyway?"

God bless you Santiago! You got my message! I was feeling hopeful right up until Scarlet spoke up.

"That's right! He has to receive all of our gifts before he tries them out."

What?

"In that case, let's bring him to the location where we placed our first really big gift for Rorke." Ingrid knew all too well how to follow Scarlet's chain of thought. They were planning on keeping me naked until I opened up all my other gifts.

One of the female staff members...I think her name was...Judy? A short pretty girl wearing raspberry lipstick came to my side opposite of Sage to hook around my remaining arm. Between the two of them they managed to pull me out the door as I struggled to hold my bouquet of flowers between my legs.