He makes her hopelessly in love with him

John closed his eyes and when he opened them he was in a limo with Jennifer Lawrence sitting across from him. She had her curly golden hair up in a stylish bun on top of her head, while she was dressed in a slinky black dress that flowed down her body. The dress had a plunging neckline, revealing her cleavage, while her skirt had a slit up the side, showing off her long legs. She was biting her lips nervously as she eyed him up and down.

For a moment John thought that something had gone wrong—that he had only teleported and had not actually changed anything. But then the actress scooted closer to him, tentatively placing a hand on his knee.

“John, baby?” she murmured softly. “Did…did you not like the clothes I picked out for you?”

With a laugh, John realized that he was still in his old clothes; a stained white t-shirt and a pair of ratty pants.

“Please, will you change?” Jennifer continued. “This banquet is very important to me—it has a ton of other actresses and important people there. You’re not even supposed to be here—I had to beg to get you in.”

John finally noticed a bundle of neatly folded dress clothes in the corner of the seat.

“Baby,” Jennifer finally says, licking her lips, “If you do this for me, I’ll make it up to you later…”