He keeps brainstorming

"Nope, I don't like her politics," Ryan says, shaking his head. He sits down and looks genuinely stumped. "Oprah? The unbangable..."

You cross your arms and wait, amused that Ryan seems more perturbed about your bachelor party than you are. Truth be told, you wouldn't mind just hanging out and having a drink, but Ryan seems determined and he does have a point. You should have a special night before your wedding.

"How about a virgin? Anyone famous turn 18 today?" Ryan says, looking up the internet on his phone.

"You know, just because they turn 18 doesn't guarantee they're a virgin," you say.

Ryan looks at you. "You're right. Plus, totally bangable... wait, I've got it!" Ryan announces, standing up and putting his hands on your shoulders like he's had a major revelation. "A lesbian!"

"A lesbian?"

"A lesbian! Totally unbangable but also bangable! Dude, you should bang a lesbian!" Ryan says.

"And how's that a bachelor party? What will you do?" you ask, intrigued by the idea but not completely sold yet.

Ryan smiles and holds up his phone. "I'll film it! Think about it. Years from now, we'll talk about the bachelor party where you banged a lesbian! And I was there! And depending on how it goes, maybe a devil's..." Ryan raises his eyebrows suggestively and you just chuckle.

"Yeah... that's not a great idea. Try again," you say.