He joins the fun

As soon as the guy enters the room, Sarah speaks with complete calm: “Honey, this is John, the neighbor. It seems the laundry room is shared with his apartment and he was doing his laundry naked because he thought there was nobody living here” – She explains, nonchalantly. Meanwhile, I am covering my privates with my hand.

The guy is in his 30s, very tall, about 6’5”, and a little chubby. He probably was the quarterback on his local football team when he was younger but let himself go afterwards. He has a very manly appearance that matches his voice.

He looks at me as if he did not know to believe her or not. So, I decide to take my chances and I offer my hand to him: “Hi, nice to meet you” – I said as calmly as I can. The guy looks at me again now that my full body and genitals are on display and he starts laughing: “Hi John, is it cold in here?” – He says – “I am Barry by the way”.

“Your wife made the same joke” – I say with patience – “It’s not the cold, it’s just tiny”.

“We measured it babe, it’s even smaller than yours” – Sarah says with a grin – “Just, 3.3 inches erect”.

Barry smiles “Wow, dude, that is impressive” – He says looking at my shriveled flaccid nub. At the moment, it’s just the head poking through my pubes, like a mushroom in the grass – “How long is it now?” – He asks.

Sarah takes her measuring tape and puts it on the tip of my dick - “0.967 inches” – she reads. Both Sarah and Barry start laughing again. I turn red.

“No need to be embarrassed, man, I am not much bigger than that. Let me show you” – Barry says. Barry strips. He is a really big guy and really hairy. As he lowers his boxers, I get what he was saying. His dick was really tiny as well, not as tiny as mine, but really small. It was about 2” or less flaccid and very thin. It looked like a 11- or 12-years old boy. Even if he had a really hairy chest, he shaved his pubes, so it looked like a child dick in a man’s body.

He looks at me like if he was waiting for a comment. Meanwhile, Sara giggles “If you could merge your cocks into one you would still make a small dick between the two of you” – She jokes. Barry laughs.

“See, man, you are not the only one with a tiny dick” – Barry says.

I nod. As I do not know what to say, I just blurt out “it looks cute”.

Both Barry and Sarah start laughing hard again: “Dude, you should know that that is probably the worst thing you can say to a guy with a small dick” – Barry said.

Barry is clearly enjoying the attention as his dick is getting semi-hard. Sarah realizes it and starts touching it: “Show him your little stiffy as well” – Asks Sarah while slowly stroking his dick. A few seconds later, his dick is full erect, it’s about 4”. Again, it looks really small on this big burly guy.

Even if I am not gay, my dick also reacted and we are now in front of each other with our small erections. “Oh, sword fight” – Says Sarah – or more like “pocket knife fight”. I laugh at the joke. Barry comes closer to me and asks me if he can touch my dick. I just nod and he puts his dick next to mine, comparing both of them. I had never compared my dick with another guy and it felt strangely arousing to have this guy comparing his dick with mine.

Then Barry looks at me and says “Do you want to keep playing?”. Sarah smiles at me: “we can all have fun together, if you want”