He gets up and follows

David scrambled to his feet and gave chase. Nearly half of Laylah's butt was exposed to anyone in eyeshot and she didn't even friggin' notice. David had to act fast to save his friend from embarrassment. He ran across the hot sand and caught up to his friend, but unfortunately she was already chatting to the dog's owner.

"He's just so cute! AH! Can I pet him?"

"sure, he don't bite." the older gentleman said, holding the dog's leash.

The dog was friendly and so was the man. Too friendly, David waited for an opportunity to take Laylah aside and tell her to pull her damn bikini bottoms up, but he couldn't get a word in edge-wise. He did learn a lot about breeding Bernese Mountain Dogs, though.

This was serious though, each minute the two spent yammering on, was another minute half of Laylah's big dumb butt was on display to every yahoo who turned their way!