He first messes with Samui

"Well would you look at that, another ninja failed to stop me. Are you guys supposed to be threats?" He asked the frozen Kurenai, who of course, didn't respond. "Step it up, Tsunade, you clearly need to do better if you are going to stop me."

Sasuke walked around Kurenai to admire her body. After eyeing her up, he gave her ass an appreciative slap and stepped forward.

"Good job Samui,"

"Of course! Master Sasuke!"

Sasuke grinned and returned her to channel 0, caysing her to blink back to reality and her clothing to return to normal.

"Wha-" She looked around, saw her fellow ninja's all paused and gasped, "How did this... Sasuke," She turned to him, her fists clenched. "Surrender yourself now! Or suffer the might of-"

*Pause*

Wow.

They don't learn!

He literally gave her a chance to stop him, and she decided to do her whole hero speech. Well, since he keeps pausing and rewinding them, they may not remember their failures.

Sasuke tried to change Samui's channel back to the maid, but he couldn't find it.

*Unpause"

"-of the leader of Team Samui. Do not EVER underestimate what I can do- Arrrrrg maties!" Sasuke changed her channel in the middle of her speech. She was now earing a sexy pirate outfit with a string bikini, "I betcha recking for a-"

*Next channel*

She was now wearing a sexy dress, "Oh Romeo! Oh Romeo! Where art thou-"

*Next channel*

"I love to fuck! I love to suck!" She now danced like a cheerleader, "I'm a stupid whore who loves to fuck!"

*Next channel*

She began to sing while strumming a guitar, "Cou-nt-ry ro-ad! Take me ho-me! To the p-la-ce! I belon-"

Oh wait. Yeah. He recorded her, so..

He pressed upload, and she was back to being a maid again.

"Is there anything I can do for you, Master Sasuke?"

"Yeah,"

*Pause*

Sasuke stripped her naked while feeling her up. He positioned her to face a tree and lifted up her huge boob to shove it in her own mouth.

"Alright, leader of Team Samui," He said mockingly. How ironic that she claims to be good enough to name her team after herself. And yet she couldn't stop a guy from using a remote on her. He was losing respect for these ninjas. They are failing to put up a challenge. Is this really Tsunade's best of the best? "You enjoy watching that tree and sucking on your own boobs, okay?"

Samui didn't respond as she was frozen.

"Good girl," Sasuke turned to his newest acquisition. "Now, where were we."

Kurenai stayed paused and just stared ahead while Sasuke cracked a smile.