He didn't approve

"He doesn't think it's a good idea" She says solemnly but yet still somehow manic. "In fact he thinks this whole career change is a bad idea."

Well, you think, so much for that. This was an interesting chapter in your life while it lasted. Then again, why did she come here to tell you this, you wonder? Maybe to let you know not to look forward to any adult films staring Amy Adams any time soon. Or maybe...

"Then again, the opinions of soon-to-be ex-husbands don't really matter that much to me." Amy raises her eyebrows and smirks. "But you. You thought it was a good idea. The sex tape and the porn career, didn't you?"

"I was just trying to be helpful" you say, uncertain why you're being so modest right now. Why isn't your answer. 'Yes I did. Let me help you make it!' Maybe because you still don't believe this is really happening, whatever this is.

"You know, I told him I was going through with it anyway and he asked me if I was going to find some hot young actor to make this sex tape with me." Amy explains. "And I thought about it and realized. So far only one other person knows about it. Why ruin the secret by telling someone else, especially when that one person is handsome and eager to help." She bites her lip. She's talking about you. This is ridiculous. "I'm assuming eager to help."

"Sure." you say with a chuckle. This has got to be fake. Somewhere in the room there's a hidden camera or something. Your answer is totally not serious "You want to go to a hotel or something, or just run into the back room and make the video?"

But Amy is being serious.