He Wants Breakfast

Fred woke up at 10am which to him was way too early. He had accidentally fallen asleep with his clothes on sitting on his couch. “Man, I wish I had some breakfast food.” Then came a knock on his door. Fred was hesitant to open it because it could be the building owner coming for rent or worse coming to evict him. Fred peeked through his peephole to find two breasts that he recognized staring back at him.

They were the breasts of his neighbor Janine Agnew who he had several fantasy’s of. She had to have been at least double d’s. She was a mother of two both still in middle school so they were already gone by now. “I wonder what she wants? I guess I’ll soon find out!” Fred said to himself. He swung his door open and greeted his neighbor with a smile. “Hello Miss Agnew what brings you here?” Miss Agnew smiled “Well Fred, my children left for school and we had some leftover breakfast. I didn’t want to be wasteful and thought you may want it?”

Fred thought “Man this stone is lucky! Free Food!” Fred kept a calm expression though. “Of course, I’ll take it I wouldn’t want it to go to waste either.” Fred accepted the food and said goodbye to Miss Agnew.