He Stays Up

Through sheer will power and bracing himself against your desk, he manages to take that full-power punt to his boyhood, and keep standing.

You smile and give him a golf clap as he collects his breath, his breathing is shallow and labored, a sign that you have done a great job.

“You really are earning that A-, aren’t you? While I’m not quite satisfied yet, you have earned yourself a little prize...”